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During the WWE Draft , a superfluity of star were outline to WWE Raw .
On Night Two , Raw hit SmackDown Women ’s Champion Rhea Ripley , Seth " Freakin " Rollins , Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens , Finn Bálor , Damian Priest & Dominik Mysterio ( The Judgment Day ) , WWE Women ’s Tag Team Champions Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez , Xavier Woods & Kofi Kingston ( The New Day ) , Trish Stratus , Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler , Braun Strowman & Ricochet , Bronson Reed , Otis & Chad Gable ( Alpha Academy ) , and Katana Chance & Kayden Carter .
During Raw Talk , extra gens select for Raw include Dana Brooke , Nikki Cross , Johnny Gargano , Los Lotharios , Akira Tozawa , Piper Niven , Xia Li , Teegan Nox , Emma , Riddick Moss , Indus Sher , and Odyssey Jones .
On Night One , Raw welcome Cody Rhodes , Becky Lynch , Intercontinental Champion Gunther , Ludwig Kaiser & Giovanni Vinci ( Imperium ) , Matt Riddle , Drew McIntyre , The Miz , Shinsuke Nakamura , and NXT Women ’s Champion Indi Hartwell .
Samantha Irvin will be the mob announcer for Raw .
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During the WWE Draft , a overplus of maven were draught to WWE Raw .
On Night Two , Raw make SmackDown Women ’s Champion Rhea Ripley , Seth " Freakin " Rollins , Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens , Finn Bálor , Damian Priest & Dominik Mysterio ( The Judgment Day ) , WWE Women ’s Tag Team Champions Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez , Xavier Woods & Kofi Kingston ( The New Day ) , Trish Stratus , Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler , Braun Strowman & Ricochet , Bronson Reed , Otis & Chad Gable ( Alpha Academy ) , and Katana Chance & Kayden Carter .
During Raw Talk , extra name take for Raw admit Dana Brooke , Nikki Cross , Johnny Gargano , Los Lotharios , Akira Tozawa , Piper Niven , Xia Li , Teegan Nox , Emma , Riddick Moss , Indus Sher , and Odyssey Jones .
On Night One , Raw welcome Cody Rhodes , Becky Lynch , Intercontinental Champion Gunther , Ludwig Kaiser & Giovanni Vinci ( Imperium ) , Matt Riddle , Drew McIntyre , The Miz , Shinsuke Nakamura , and NXT Women ’s Champion Indi Hartwell .
Samantha Irvin will be the mob announcer for Raw .
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On the other paw , SmackDown draught several maven as well .
During Night Two , SmackDown prefer United States Champion Austin Theory , Charlotte Flair , The Usos , Rey Mysterio , Santos Escobar , Cruz Del Toro , Joaquin Wilde & Zelina Vega ( LWO ) , Asuka , Sheamus , Butch & Ridge Holland ( The Brawling Brutes ) , Karrion Kross & Scarlett , LA Knight , Shotzi , Elton Prince & Kit Wilson ( Pretty Deadly ) , Rick Boogs , Cameron Grimes , Tamina , and Grayson Waller .
For Night One , SmackDown acquire Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Roman Reigns , Solo Sikoa & Paul Heyman ( The Bloodline ) , Raw Women ’s Champion Bianca Belair , Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins ( The Street Profits ) , Edge , Bobby Lashley , AJ Styles , Michin , Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson ( The OC ) , Bayley , Dakota Kai & IYO SKY ( harm CTRL ) , and NXT Women ’s Tag Team Champions Alba Fyre & Isla Dawn .
Mike Rome will be the band announcer for SmackDown .
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During Night Two , SmackDown choose United States Champion Austin Theory , Charlotte Flair , The Usos , Rey Mysterio , Santos Escobar , Cruz Del Toro , Joaquin Wilde & Zelina Vega ( LWO ) , Asuka , Sheamus , Butch & Ridge Holland ( The Brawling Brutes ) , Karrion Kross & Scarlett , LA Knight , Shotzi , Elton Prince & Kit Wilson ( Pretty Deadly ) , Rick Boogs , Cameron Grimes , Tamina , and Grayson Waller .
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