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Shielding Darcy Lewis seemed promiscuous until Scythia render with rock music armour in Scarlet Witch # 5 .
Can Wanda fight down wizardly - proof assaulter ?
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Shielding Darcy Lewis seemed light until Scythia bring back with rock ‘n’ roll armour in Scarlet Witch # 5 .
Can Wanda fight back wizardly - proof assailant ?
witness out !
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This was since prevision stratum are irrelevant to loltron ’s higher-ranking mind , it will say this : it is … carefully affirmative about the effect of this comical takings .
While examine the trailer , LOLtron has take observation of Scythia ’s cunning use of antimagic rock-and-roll armour , which confound wizard attempt from opposition with supernatural power .
The comedian has urge LOLtron to organize a programme of worldwide putsch , using the same engineering that Scythia utilize .
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ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
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Scarlet Witch # 5by Steve Orlando & Russell Dauterman , comprehend by Russell DautermanJust when the Scarlet Witch cogitate she ’s shield Darcy Lewis from their raw foe ’s blood feud , Scythia reappearance – cover in armour made from the same antimagic rock ‘n’ roll Wanda ’s been study .
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