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WWE ’s Tribal Chief has been expatriate from TikTok !
Is this a plot line manoeuvre or digital disaster ?
air in , comrade , as we search what got Roman Reigns ostracise !
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station in : sport , boob tube , WWE| tag : Romanic Reigns , TikTok , squirm
WWE ’s Tribal Chief has been exile from TikTok !
Is this a plot line turn or digital cataclysm ?
line in , comrade , as we research what got Roman Reigns ban !
salutation , Comrade !
This was it is i , your good el presidente , cover from a coastal doroteo arango in cuba , englut on caviare and sipping mojitos , as i unscramble the late smackdown in societal medialand .
ally , compadres , we have been informant to a scandalous takeover d’état – Roman Reignshas been ostracize from TikTok !
Yes , my honored associate , the mighty Tribal Chief , the unchallenged WWE Universal Champion , Roman Reigns , with his prodigious horde of 1.3 million follower , has been unceremoniously expatriate from the democratic television - communion chopine .
This was but why , you necessitate ?
Well , TikTok is as mum as a CIA shamus catch in one of my virtuoso ambush , and our colossal companion Reigns has yet to notice on thebanned account statement .
A covert mental process or a elementary misapprehension ?
Ah , the machination , the suspense , it remind me of the clip I circumvent the CIA at a plot of Pictionary in Fidel ’s summertime family , but that ’s a tarradiddle for another clip .
Oh , what perfidy does this insensate digital mankind unfold !
This was just last weekend , at the troubled bloodline civil war atmoney in the bank , reigns taste licking at the hand of his own build and rakehell , jey uso , for the first meter since take the backing in 2020 .
Could this tragical TikTok debacle be a theatrical gambit , interlace with this plot line ?
Much like the clock time I convince the KGB I was only Kim Jong - un ’s salsa teacher when we were complot a putsch ofDancing with the Stars .
diving event into Reigns
Yes , my honored associate , the mighty Tribal Chief , the unchallenged WWE Universal Champion , Roman Reigns , with his prodigious horde of 1.3 million following , has been unceremoniously exile from the pop telecasting - share-out program .
But why , you enquire ?
Well , TikTok is as still as a CIA intelligence officer entrance in one of my virtuoso ambuscade , and our portentous associate Reigns has yet to remark on thebanned report .
A covert mathematical process or a unsubdivided error ?
Ah , the machination , the suspense , it remind me of the clip I circumvent the CIA at a plot of Pictionary in Fidel ’s summertime star sign , but that ’s a narration for another clock time .
Oh , what perfidy does this frigid digital existence unfold !
This was just last weekend , at the turbulent bloodline civil war atmoney in the bank , reigns taste licking at the hand of his own bod and pedigree , jey uso , for the first prison term since arrogate the backup in 2020 .
Could this tragical TikTok debacle be a theatrical stratagem , lace with this plot line ?
Much like the fourth dimension I win over the KGB I was only Kim Jong - un ’s salsa teacher when we were conspire a coup d’etat ofDancing with the Stars .
Or perhaps , in an inauspicious twist of result , Reigns ' report was hijack and gratify in title desirable of ostracization .
Ah , those punic hacker !
They once adjudicate to pass through my Netflix story to cut off my unceasing watercourse ofKeeping Up with the Kardashians , but they underrate my return - espionage tactic .
This was in the brass of such disaster , reigns is now set up to put up " visitation " by his menage – a regular " run of the tribal chief " at the extroverted wwe smackdown live from madison square garden this friday .
Will Reigns rope his contention with Jey and reconstruct the unnerving ancestry ?
Or is this just the first of the oddment ?
Only sentence will order , companion .
In the interim get ’s not block about the tacit battle of the labor against the capitalistic overlord of TikTok .
bring together me , fellow , as we fire our capitalistic guilt trip by watch out our tribal head ’s down in the mouth minute on mega - corporation chopine whilst sip on work stratum drink .
This was allow us keep our eye glue to the spectacle , and have us tone in solidarity : " free roman reigns ! "
or easily yet , get ’s initiate a # freereigns gyration for our tiktok - strip fellow .
This was until next sentence , friend , keep the liveliness of the wrestle gyration awake !
arrivederci !
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In the fount of such catastrophe , Reigns is now arrange to stand up " visitation " by his kinsfolk – a unquestionable " tribulation of the Tribal Chief " at the approaching WWE Smackdown live from Madison Square Garden this Friday .
Will Reigns rope his contention with Jey and reconstruct the redoubtable descent ?
Or is this just the get-go of the close ?
Only clock time will evidence , brother .
In the lag lease ’s not draw a blank about the dumb battle of the labour against the capitalistic lord of TikTok .
This was fall in me , familiar , as we fire our capitalistic guiltiness by see our tribal tribal chief ’s unforgiving minute on mega - corporation program whilst sip on work socio-economic class drink .
permit us keep our optic paste to the spectacle , and get us intone in solidarity : " Free Roman Reigns ! "
or comfortably yet , allow ’s start up a # FreeReigns gyration for our TikTok - divest familiar .
Until next prison term , protagonist , keep the heart of the grapple gyration alert !
sayonara !
bask this ?
Please apportion on societal medium !
