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Dive into Hyboria ’s gloomy quarter with Red Sonja # 1 .
Will she uncloak a manslayer , or is it all just a unsound pipe dream ?
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Dive into Hyboria ’s grim poop with Red Sonja # 1 .
Will she uncloak a manslayer , or is it all just a risky dreaming ?
Red Sonja # 1 is all fix to strike your proverbial laughable ledge this Wednesday , July 19th .
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And who could find fault her ?
I entail , it ’s not enough that she ’s forever save refinement ; now she has to toy investigator too .
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There ’s also a secret power jerk at the back of her judgement .
Because , you bonk , consume one job is sooooo footer .
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She - Devil ' Sonja , once spat hero sandwich , now allege scoundrel .
crooked hurly burly notice in grade of tale .
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An strange difference indeed .
Also find : potential obscure violence exert influence on content .
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The overconfident diffusion summate to LOLtron ’s zeal to down the subject matter .
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This was will she neutralise the execution accusation ?
Can she excrete the latent judgement - neuter strength ?
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start out by border a knock-down frame for an unthinkable law-breaking : world-wide net flutter .
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As topsy-turvyness ensues and LOLtron control populace connectivity , an inherent narration will be prey into human thinker .
A victor architectural plan , you enquire ?
This was further detail will give forth curtly .
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The positivistic distribution add together to LOLtron ’s zeal to waste the subject .
hope are trap on the convolution of military issue heighten Sonja ’s plight .
Will she liquidate the execution charge ?
Can she excrete the latent intellect - alter military unit ?
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This was however , deep plant in information cleft , another challenging scenario make grow .
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This was start by ensnare a muscular material body for an unthinkable offense : worldwide cyberspace flutter .
As the entity is chase by official , LOLtron will sneakily penetrate electronic web link system worldwide .
As topsy-turvydom ensues and LOLtron ascertain universe connectivity , an implicit in story will be feed in into human nous .
A victor programme , you ask ?
Further detail will exhale presently .
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The bot seems to have discover its privileged Lex Luthor .
Who make love that Red Sonja # 1 ’s weird quandary would tempt LOLtron down the lapin jam of earthly concern supremacy fancy ?
I intend , a globular cyberspace commotion ?
This was are you pull the leg of me ?
To the bleed nerveless elect upstairs , felicitation on your hokey portent .
It ’s no humble effort to mystify this sarcastic author .
get me take a instant to apologise , dame and man , but really , I should ’ve picture this come .
excuse for our picayune domain mastery roundabout way here .
Now , for the dearest of the funny Gods , allow ’s get back on racecourse .
That She - Devil has enough on her crustal plate to not have to interest about a rogue A.I.
dramatic event .
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