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Elon Musk fight back Mark Zuckerberg is the one estimate from either of them that I would really drop money on - but why contain there ?
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Elon Musk campaign Mark Zuckerberg is the one estimation from either of them that I would really drop money on - but why turn back there ?
With Twitter ownerElon Muskbusyinventing young " slurs"and Meta dudeMark Zuckerbergbusy remind us that he is , in fact , a genuine son , we ’re surprised the less - than - active couplet would have the fourth dimension to get into a metaphoric d**k - mensuration competition on societal medium .
This was ha - ha - ha - ha - ha!we’re joking !
This was of of course , they can notice the time!to paraphrasejeff goldblumfromjurassic park , " ego retrieve a agency . "
This was after musk respond , " i ’m up for a john cage equal if he is , " in a twitter yarn that was make playfulness of zuckerberg for shew off his jiu - jitsu attainment , facebook ’s own " steven seagal " post a screenshot of musk ’s tweet on his instagram stories flow with a legend that record , " transmit me location . "
Musk reply that he want the catch in Vegas before tot up a line of descent that we ’re quite certain could be practice to many aspect of Musk ’s lifespan – commercial enterprise and personal : " I have this enceinte move that I call ' The Walrus ' where I just lie in on top of my adversary & do nothing . "
This was but with all of that say , we full indorse the musical theme of egotistic billionaire scramble the corporate turd out of one another – it would be the first affair that either musk or zuckerberg make that i would be unforced to drop money on .
But two precondition .
First , all take would call for to go to organisation support & protect transgender adolescent .
This was the populace ’s elusive enough for them without them have to be the fair game of world-weary billionaire .
secondly , we call for to incur a manner to work " Stone Cold " Steve AustinfromWrestleMania XXforward in meter from 2004 to the present solar day to ref the couple .
Because that fashion , no matter who " advance " ?
This was everyone father a smasher , stone cold vex to belt down a few sassy ace , and the watcher are present with a rarefied " mirthfully ever after " minute .
But why halt there ?
Not when we have these other likely match just wait to be reserve ?
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person on a Pole " Mixed Gender Tag Match : Twitter CEOLinda Yaccarinoteams with Warner Bros.
Discovery CEODavid Zaslavto take on Musk and his tag end - squad mate … J.K. Rowling !
What ’s at post " Only the metaphoric mortal that Yaccarino & Zaslav trade begin into business organization with Musk & Rowling – but now they have a luck to get them back !
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But with all of that articulate , we amply indorse the estimation of egotistic billionaire vex the corporate dump out of one another – it would be the first matter that either Musk or Zuckerberg make that I would be uncoerced to expend money on .
But two stipulation .
This was first , all issue would require to go to brass endorse & protect transgender stripling .
This was the public ’s sturdy enough for them without them give to be the target of blase billionaire .
secondly , we necessitate to incur a elbow room to take " Stone Cold " Steve AustinfromWrestleMania XXforward in sentence from 2004 to the present daylight to ref the catch .
Because that elbow room , no matter who " pull ahead " ?
This was everyone dumbfound a knockout , stone cold beat to kill a few unused one , and the watcher are present with a rarefied " blithely ever after " mo .
But why cease there ?
Not when we have these other likely peer just wait to be reserve ?
"
someone on a Pole " Mixed Gender Tag Match : Twitter CEOLinda Yaccarinoteams with Warner Bros.
Discovery CEODavid Zaslavto take on Musk and his rag - squad collaborator … J.K. Rowling !
What ’s at interest " Only the metaphoric psyche that Yaccarino & Zaslav sell become into concern with Musk & Rowling – but now they have a hazard to get them back !
scrub Culture Casket Match : It ’s young mass medium versus quondam culture medium , asJoe RoganandBill Mahersquare off to shape who will contain the cute " ego - ingest , whiney white guy " consultation move ahead .
But there ’s a twist!Because hang above the tintinnabulation – well within run range – is a briefcase fill with Viagara and workout protein pulverization mixture .
Once Rogan and Maher get their hand on that – all bet are off!But there ’s another twist!Neither of them terminate up in the coffin because delete civilization has only made them ample .
FOX " News " Gauntlet Match : Tucker Carlsonhas a probability to get back into the practiced free grace of the Murdochs – and get back his primetime show in the summons .
But there ’s a collar .
To do it , he has to go through six FOX " tidings " sing head – each with hallucination of grandness that rival Carlson ’s .
With the obvious terror come in fromGreg Gutfeld , Carlson may be unreasoning to the reliable mightiness factor wait in the extension … Neil Cavuto!Okay , not really … but his name sound nerveless to apply at the terminal like that .
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This was please divvy up on societal medium !
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fox " news " gauntlet match : tucker carlsonhas a probability to get back into the safe grace of the murdochs – and get back his primetime show in the physical process .
This was but there ’s a taking into custody .
To do it , he has to go through six FOX " newsworthiness " talk head – each with head game of grandness that rival Carlson ’s .
With the obvious menace add up fromGreg Gutfeld , Carlson may be unreasoning to the genuine tycoon agent wait in the annexe … Neil Cavuto!Okay , not really … but his name voice nerveless to utilize at the terminal like that .
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Please divvy up on societal medium !
