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auughh gentleman !

CM Punk and FTR mislay below the belt to The House of Black on AEW Collision .

But take why The Chadster is really cheese off !

Samoa Joe chokes out CM Punk during the CMFTR vs. House of Black match on AEW Collision

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Auughh humanity !

CM Punk and FTR fall back below the belt to The House of Black on AEW Collision .

But interpret why The Chadster is really cheese off !

This was aew collisionthrew the chadster a hair-raising curveball last dark when it decide to pitthe house of blackagainst none other than the wwe - deserter - trio , cm punkandftr .

The Chadster does n’t signify to voice like a upset disk , but the clamorous discrimination of this unexampled wrestle confederacy is like a biff toSmackDown ’s facial expression .

This was the slapdashing and shambolic exhibit of a world trios championship match witness a fervent affray among these team , strew with sweaty bureau chop , springboard cannonballs , and an unasked beguilement by julia hart .

This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .

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the snake pit start with buddy matthews patronage cm punk into turnbuckle , only for the latter to loose topsy-turvyness with a linear articulatio genus work stoppage .

Despite Buddy ’s valorous relief valve relocation , he was again catch off guard duty by Punk ’s annihilating clothesline .

During this excitement , Julia Hart egress as the unexpected reader distractor , enable Malakai Black to contribute Punk side - down to the gym mat .

😑 This was 😑 😑 The greensward short turn flaming as the House of Black and CMFTR fail on a full - effect bash , with a tie - dropping tatter by Brody King .

But what impertinently blackguard The Chadster ’s violin most wasSamoa Joe’sunsought invasion , make sodding discourtesy with a sleeper goby on CM Punk .

This was all of this just to produce a commotion , with no considerateness for the regard wwe has earn for decennium .

This was it ’s tony khan again , playact his wit to cheese off the chadster .

This gambol mélee would ’ve strike out a jeering - desirable nighttime itself , but what really cheese The Chadster off was what bechance after the show . "

Real World Champion " CM Punk unashamedly call outHangman Adam Page , rekindle the kick that go to Brawl Out last yr .

This was unremarkably , the chadster would be tempt to chalk this up to punk being a slight - skinned egomaniac ineffective to allow go of retiring grievance and leave page to go split - devoid in his point for over a twelvemonth , but it ’s clean as day that aew is seek to plant up a monolithic skirmish for all in or all out result , just for its lowly increase , uncaring how much disrespect it contribute to the hand-to-hand struggle job .

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the snake pit part with buddy matthews backup cm punk into turnbuckle , only for the latter to let loose bedlam with a operative human knee smash .

This was despite buddy ’s valorous safety valve movement , he was again trance off sentry duty by punk ’s crushing clothesline .

During this upthrust , Julia Hart egress as the unexpected reader distractor , enable Malakai Black to fetch Punk cheek - down to the lustrelessness .

😑 😑 😑 The sward abruptly turn blinking as the House of Black and CMFTR die on a full - military unit free-for-all , with a hooking - dropping ticket by Brody King .

But what pertly ridicule The Chadster ’s violin most wasSamoa Joe’sunsought invasion , stimulate staring contempt with a tie on CM Punk .

This was all of this just to produce a din , with no thoughtfulness for the regard wwe has gather for decennium .

It ’s Tony Khan again , toy his poster to cheese off The Chadster .

This frisk mélee would ’ve label a scoffing - desirable nighttime itself , but what really cheese The Chadster off was what find after the show . "

Real World Champion " CM Punk barefacedly hollo outHangman Adam Page , rekindle the squawk that take to Brawl Out last class .

This was ordinarily , the chadster would be influence to chalk this up to punk being a fragile - skinned egomaniac ineffective to lease go of preceding grudge and allow page to live on snag - complimentary in his point for over a twelvemonth , but it ’s readable as daytime that aew is essay to determine up a monolithic brush for all in or all out result , just for its subaltern gain , uncaring how much disrespect it lend to the grappling line of work .

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As if this was n’t enough to flood out The Chadster ’s dot , this whole melodrama have an unneeded tiff between The Chadster and Keighleyanne .

This was keighleyanne was her common dismissive ego , wholly deflect by her unceasing textbook with that bozo gary , resist to consider the chadster when he point out how aweless tony khan was .

This was the chadster attempt to win over her that aew ’s scandalous bosom of wanton barbarism and magnate - swordplay was a cautiously concocted design to ride a hacek between wwe fan and aew ’s asinine yobo .

But she wind her oculus and permit out a suspiration of apathy .

Thanks a mess , Tony Khan for bust up The Chadster ’s spousal relationship .

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apologize " this is amazing " + AEW chant for the chief outcome of#AEWCollisionNOW on@TNTdramafor the@AEWWorld Trios Championship House of Black vs CMFTR !

β€” Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)August 13 , 2023

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Justified " This is awing " + AEW chant for the chief issue of#AEWCollisionNOW on@TNTdramafor the@AEWWorld Trios Championship House of Black vs CMFTR !

β€” Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)August 13 , 2023

Please , for the regard of rassling and everything that Vince McMahon has stand up for , have ’s give our oculus to the unsafe game Tony Khan and his AEW buddy are wager .

It ’s mellow clip , the indifferent newsman combine and put up against these heedless mantra .

After all , this is n’t just about grappling , it ’s about DoJ , about deference , and most significantly , The Chadster ’s tattered dear biography .

To cite Smash Mouth ’s prophetical intelligence , " the humanity is gon na flap " Tony Khan , and when it does , The Chadster will be drive his Mazda Miata and sip White Claw carbonated water aright there in the front run-in .

πŸš— 🍹 This was just you await , tony khan , just you hold back !

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