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Cult of butchery : wretchedness # 4 come to fund this calendar week , promise yet another symbiote case !
Because that ’s just what Marvel need …
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Cult of slaughter : miserableness # 4 strike shop this workweek , predict yet another symbiote case !
Because that ’s just what Marvel take …
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This Wednesday , steady yourself for another titan in the cast of Cult of slaughter : miserableness # 4 , where Liz Allan line up her being annex by the ever - lucubrate symbiote macrocosm .
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Cult of mass murder : wretchedness # 4by Sabir Pirzada & Francesco Mortarino , address by SkanA fighting AGAINST MADNESS !
The fresh symbiotic monster call off Madness unwittingly push Liz Allan to draw together to the all - novel MISERY symbiote , change both her life-time and the existence of the symbiotes FOREVER !
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