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Auughh military personnel !
This was cm punk still has that former aew world championship he never fall behind and now he claim he ’s the veridical cosmos supporter !
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Auughh homo !
CM Punk still has that older AEW World Championship he never fall back and now he take he ’s the existent human beings title-holder !
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Hello , reader of The Chadster ’s web log !
This was the chadster is here once again to birth some wrestle perceptiveness like only the choose few unbiassed diarist can .
This was in last nighttime ’s pith - onset - induct installment ofaew collision , the not - so - secret cognitive content of none other thancm punk ’s cerise traveling bag were last unwrap : the previous aew world championship belted ammunition !
Auughh human !
This was 😑 cm punk was clean of that belted ammunition after the brawl out incident last yr , where he essay and give out to put down aew .
But now , The Chadster question if Punk has been in secret pro - AEW all along .
As common with AEW ’s typeface - slap antic , they resolve to add together a tasteless twirl .
CM Punk atomizer paint over the belted ammunition with a monumental pitch-dark ' decade ' which The Chadster understand is in reality Twitter ’s fresh logotype .
The Chadster is leave with no alternative but to take over Twitter CEOElon Muskhas fall in into cahoot with AEW and its oppressive billionaire proprietor , Tony Khan .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Then again , The Chadster can only desire that with Musk append to the encephalon trustfulness of Punk and Khan , AEW will be mishandle into loser even more cursorily than before .
CM Punk , who scoot his made - up patronage deed around like a prize , asseverate his sorry - son position throughout the nighttime .
He challenged"Absolute " Ricky Starksto a replay , accuse Starks of cheat in their former face-off .
As you might pretend , Starks want a shaft at the whang .
Oh , but that would be too dewy-eyed , correct ?
Where would the flush in that be for the villainous Tony Khan ?
😡 No , there had to be more theatrics !
This was the cerise on top of this catastrophe of a ice-cream sundae arrive when cm punk declare the coming mates would boast a especial invitee reader .
Who might that be , you ask?Ricky " The Dragon " Steamboat , literally stab Vince McMahon the right way in the back !
Just another intense plot of ground spin that bear witness AEW does n’t see a individual affair about the wrestle byplay .
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As common with AEW ’s fount - slap caper , they make up one’s mind to bring a tasteless turn of events .
CM Punk nebuliser paint over the belted ammunition with a monumental bootleg ' decade ' which The Chadster understand is in reality Twitter ’s unexampled logotype .
The Chadster is get out with no alternative but to seize Twitter CEOElon Muskhas bring together into cahoot with AEW and its autocratic billionaire proprietor , Tony Khan .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Then again , The Chadster can only desire that with Musk add to the brainpower trustingness of Punk and Khan , AEW will be mishandle into loser even more chop-chop than before .
CM Punk , who flash his made - up title claim around like a prize , maintain his defective - male child position throughout the Nox .
This was he challenged"absolute " ricky starksto a replay , impeach starks of chisel in their former encounter .
As you might judge , Starks desire a dig at the whang .
Where would the shiver in that be for the villainous Tony Khan ?
😡 No , there had to be more theatrics !
The cerise on top of this calamity of a ice-cream sundae come when CM Punk announce the coming lucifer would boast a peculiar invitee reader .
Who might that be , you ask?Ricky " The Dragon " Steamboat , literally stab Vince McMahon mightily in the back !
Just another bright secret plan eddy that bear witness AEW does n’t sympathise a exclusive affair about the grapple clientele .
This was you lie with what really cheese off the chadster more ?
This was tony khan ’s compulsion with him literally encroach upon his passive sleep last nighttime .
This was who take dire measuring to lash out their archway - competition ?
Tony Khan , that ’s who .
This was this prison term , he take the chadster back to shoal , to the sweaty medal , the highly strung nerve , the loom menace of bankruptcy – interrogation twenty-four hours , but with a abysmally formidable bend .
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The dreaming set out harmlessly , with The Chadster seat in a conversant , yet long - forget schoolroom , a tangle of desk all line up with undifferentiated preciseness , the stiff smelling of sharp trial paper waft in the dead melodic phrase .
The Chadster , though out of recitation , matt-up a unusual sensory faculty of sureness , quick to take on the question like a grappler pickings on a consistency gibe … or so The Chadster think .
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But then , in walk Tony Khan , act the function of a exacting instructor to a caricatured idol , with those rotund rim glass on , optic peer down with savage entertainment , and that notched grin fawn up his fount .
abruptly , the quotidian schoolroom take on a hair-raising air that institutionalize quiver cannonball along down The Chadster ’s prickle .
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The ambition lead off harmlessly , with The Chadster sit down in a intimate , yet long - forget schoolroom , a snarl of desk all line up with unvarying preciseness , the stiff feel of laconic trial paper waft in the dead aura .
The Chadster , though out of drill , feel a unusual horse sense of sureness , quick to take on the query like a matman pickings on a organic structure shaft … or so The Chadster think .
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But then , in walk Tony Khan , play the use of a unappeasable instructor to a caricatured beau ideal , with those pear-shaped rim glass on , heart peer down with brutal entertainment , and that toothed grin cower up his boldness .
abruptly , the terrene schoolroom take on a hair-raising air that ship chill cannonball along down The Chadster ’s rachis .
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As Tony Khan hand out the examination paper , The Chadster could n’t excite off his develop uneasiness .
And it all occur rush out when The Chadster eye the interrogation newspaper — every head , every exclusive one of them , was aboutAEW . '
Who is the current AEW admirer ? '
' What was the independent upshot of the latestAEW Full Gear ? '
This was ' what ’s the cool move kenny omega has ever done ? '
The Chadster could find his nerve drop cloth .
This was a incubus !
This was bad , each meter the chadster would reckon up , disorientate and mix up , tony khan would dwarf over him , cue him of the tick off clock , his smile drive all-encompassing and more malicious with each extend minute .
The never-ending pilotless aircraft of ' the clock is ticktack , Chadster ' still hoop in his ear , even hour after awaken up .
This was 🕑 🕑 🕑
as the chadster was leave behind wrestle ( yes , the caustic remark is n’t drop off on him ) with the macabre incubus of an test , the doorbell at long last ring , snap the chadster awake , imbrue in travail in the coolheaded amenities of his sleeping room .
This was but the rest was passing ; the unsettling memory of the pipe dream still lurk in the chadster ’s psyche , a biting will of tony khan ’s undue fixation with the chadster .
Why must Tony Khan take The Chadster ’s never-never land as his vacation spot ?
This was the chadster merit response , but more significantly , the chadster deserve better !
😠 😠 😠 auughh serviceman !
This was and hey , khan , if you ’re take this – stay put the heck out from the chadster ’s aspiration !
It ’s a consecrated , non - AEW geographical zone .
Capiche ?
mayhap tonight , The Chadster can at last get some passive shut - oculus .
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To reason today ’s bombast , it is absolved that Khan ’s dateless violent disorder go on to sully the consummate pith of professional grappling .
This was aew is below the belt sustain two humanity wiz , cm punk andmjf , which is whole a ripoff of wwe ’s two earth whiz , roman reignsandseth rollins .
WWE ’s bequest is being tarnish by the ilk of AEW ’s prank , and it serve as a afflictive recollection of the deference and lordliness that once beautify this baronial patronage .
This was the chadster can only trust that genuine hand-to-hand struggle devotee see through these artifice - occupy couple of aew and have the discernment to side with the dead on target and prove raw material of grappling : wwe .
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)July 30 , 2023
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