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Avengers Beyond # 5 drop this hebdomad .
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Avengers Beyond # 5by Derek Landy & Greg Land , compensate by Greg LandNew York has hang .
The bemused One footfall over the humbled body of hoagie and villain likewise in his lookup for the Beyonder , who creep in the shadow without his power .
outplay and outsmart , the Avengers have one last probability to snap despairing triumph from the jaw of impossible frustration … wonder | Marvel Universe6.62"W x 10.21"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 240 per cartonOn sales event Jul 26 , 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960620642100511| rat T+$3.99Variants :
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