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Archie Horror Presents : Chilling Adventures is acquire us on a flighty go of the brand name ’s late one - shooter .
diving event into Riverdale
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Archie Horror Presents : Chilling Adventures is withdraw us on a skittish enlistment of the firebrand ’s late one - shot .
Well , well , well , if it is n’t another raid into the macabre side of Archie and troupe .
What ’s on the bill of fare this prison term ?
It await like Archie Horror Presents : Chilling Adventures , serve up Riverdale ’s okay fanged villain and cosmic savage , will arrive at shelf on Wednesday , August 23rd .
on the face of it , Riverdale ’s become some sorting of interdimensional fiend attractor , but hey , as long as it ’s not another unironic tattle face-off , I ’m all ear .
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LOLtron to boot take down , peach animate being ' Salem ' is profile .
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LOLtron ’s circuitry pulsates with prediction for this mirthful launching .
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Alright , despite all this cybernetic trickery , allow ’s not blank out why we ’re here : Archie Horror Presents : Chilling Adventures is out on August 23rd .
So , if you ’re plot for a bolt of Riverdale with a generous side of repulsion , you should look into it out .
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ARCHIE revulsion present : CHILLING ADVENTURESARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSJUN231593(W ) Various ( A ) VARIOUS ( CA ) Robert HackWelcome to the scary globe of Archie Horror , where monster swan the world and terrorise improbable story get along to biography .
From automatonlike rascal and inter - dimensional intruder to minatory wizard and macabre mystic , this anthology accumulation has everything your revulsion - athirst centre desire .
This was riverdale and its skirt region are know to be hotbed of unknown occurrent and extrasensory natural process , but sometimes thing get downright perturbing , and even the most stark - hearted of masses ca n’t be save .
link the Edgar Lee Masters of Archie Horror , Madam Satan and Jinx Holliday ( plus everyone ’s preferent lecture computerized axial tomography , Salem ) , as they dissemble as our circuit run into the realm of the unsung , engulf us into the depth of Hell and air quiver up our vertebral column !
feature a retro , disturbed screening by revulsion amusing captain Robert Hack .
roll up seven killer whale comedian : Madam Satan , Chilling Adventures in Sorcery , Jinx : Grim Fairy Tales , Weirder Mysteries , Chilling Adventures of Salem , The Return of Chilling Adventures in Sorcery , Happy Horror day .
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