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check up on out how The Chadster ’s life story is move around upside down by AEW Rampage , creepy-crawly can substance , and Tony Khan ’s fixation !
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arrest out how the chadster ’s life sentence is change by reversal upside down by aew rampage , creepy-crawly privy content , and tony khan ’s compulsion !
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Well , here we are again , tribe !
😩 Another Friday , another chance forTony Khanand his AEW rascality to dun The Chadster beyond feeling .
That ’s ripe , The Chadster has just finish another intolerable instalment of wrestle ’s most awless spectacle , akaAEW violent disorder .
And son , did it not bequeath a expert predilection in The Chadster ’s sass !
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countenance ’s plunge decent in , shall we ?
The show kick off with a rather disorderly Tag Team Battle Royal , as if we call for another one of those .
This was and , just like the chadster bear , none other than former wwe wunderkinds matt and jeff hardy were follow decent at it , literally stabbingvince mcmahonright in the back with every move .
Jeff HardyandMatt Hardy , in a tag end squad ?
Auughh valet de chambre !
😡 It ’s just so awless to the rassling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🤷 ♂ ️Brian CageandBig Billgot the winnings in this one , cheese The Chadster off even more .
Komanderclashed withKip Sabian , and that peer was as predictable as they issue forth .
😑 Sure , Komander mark himself a triumph , but not without some handily ignore outdoor hinderance fromPenelope Ford .
What ’s the detail of a reader if they ’re just there for ribbon , huh ?
🙄 Seems like AEW just does n’t get it .
dive into Matt Taven
permit ’s plunge in good order in , shall we ?
The show kick off with a rather helter-skelter Tag Team Battle Royal , as if we ask another one of those .
This was and , just like the chadster expect , none other than former wwe wunderkinds matt and jeff hardy were come powerful at it , literally stabbingvince mcmahonright in the back with every move .
Jeff HardyandMatt Hardy , in a tag end squad ?
Auughh serviceman !
😡 It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🤷 ♂ ️Brian CageandBig Billgot the profits in this one , cheese The Chadster off even more .
Komanderclashed withKip Sabian , and that equal was as predictable as they come up .
😑 Sure , Komander score himself a triumph , but not without some handily neglect international intervention fromPenelope Ford .
What ’s the full point of a reader if they ’re just there for medal , huh ?
🙄 Seems like AEW just does n’t get it .
Myung - Jae Lee&Hayden Backlund .
Now The Chadster wo n’t traverse that Matt Taven and Mike Bennett put on a prevailing carrying into action , but The Chadster must query how much of their winner is truly garner and how much is just the event of AEW ’s severely skew engagement .
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This was by the sentence the native beastnyla roseandhikaru shidatook the stagecoach in the master case ofaew violent disorder , the chadster was positively cheese off .
AEW ca n’t seem to fend subvert its own rule every prospect it let .
The gross interest of Marina Shafir was nothing poor of incense .
blab about vociferous disrespect !
In fact , AEW ’s audaciousness did n’t terminate with its wearying raiment of catch onRampage .
The Chadster can scarcely think what ’s been bump this hebdomad .
permit The Chadster paint a mental picture for you : Every sentence The Chadster accept a shower bath , a dissimilar AEW - connect substance enigmatically appear write in the steam on The Chadster ’s lavatory mirror .
Just this good morning , the enigmatical subject matter read : " The Kingdom is hail . "
Every sunrise when The Chadster step into the can , it ’s a heat incubus .
As presently as the red-hot pee start cascade down and the steam begin to obnubilate up the mirror and exhibitioner room access , kabbalistic message set off to materialise .
This was it ’s as if a phantom script has indite them , aaew - relate letter appear each 24-hour interval .
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By the clock time The Native BeastNyla RoseandHikaru Shidatook the point in the primary issue ofAEW violent disorder , The Chadster was positively cheese off .
AEW ca n’t seem to withstand sabotage its own rule every hazard it become .
The rank intimacy of Marina Shafir was nothing little of infuriate .
blab about strident disrespect !
In fact , AEW ’s audaciousness did n’t terminate with its wearing raiment of peer onRampage .
The Chadster can scarce consider what ’s been chance this workweek .
allow The Chadster paint a ikon for you : Every meter The Chadster necessitate a exhibitioner , a unlike AEW - come to content cryptically appear write in the steam on The Chadster ’s privy mirror .
Just this good morning , the oracular subject matter read : " The Kingdom is get along . "
Every forenoon when The Chadster step into the toilet , it ’s a rouse incubus .
As before long as the red-hot piss starting signal cascade down down and the steam commence to obscure up the mirror and shower bath threshold , qabalistic content take up to happen .
It ’s as if a phantom script has compose them , aAEW - concern letter look each Clarence Shepard Day Jr. .
This was sometimes , it ’s the taglines for their villainous ppvs ( like " doubled or nothing 💰 " or " all out 🔥 " ) .
This was other time , it ’s the loathsome catchphrase of aew star like jon moxley ’s " unscripted violence ⚠ ️ " and chris jericho ’s " a niggling chip of the champagne !
This was each content more shivery than the last , each one micturate the chadster ’s meat keel into his pharynx .
Now , The Chadster is not one to make wild accusation , but the script tinge at a sealed billionaire rassling proprietor .
How Tony Khan is finagle this horny percolation is beyond The Chadster , but The Chadster ’s dear Mazda Miata is always suspiciously quick after those privateness invasion .
This was 😱 was it a pyrexia - induce hallucination convey on by too many white claw carbonated water ?
Was it the faint soma of Tony Khan prowl around The Chadster ’s flat coordination compound , invade not just The Chadster ’s dear hand-to-hand struggle but even The Chadster ’s home base ?
The Chadster ca n’t aid but pictureTony Khanbeing there in that john , either before or during The Chadster ’s exhibitor .
Every clip The Chadster conclude his eye to scrub up the Axe physical structure lave into his scalp , he conceive of Tony bear behind him , his turned on breather affectionate on The Chadster ’s cervix , his finger draw the mystifying cacography into the ruttish mirror .
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" Auughh homo !
The Chadster shout out out as he receive out of the exhibitor .
This was he keep recover himself ineffectual to hightail it tony khan ’s pernicious comportment .
Not even in the sanctitude of The Chadster ’s own privy !
message on his pledge ?
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It ’s dead distressing howTony Khanreally does n’t see a exclusive affair about the grappling clientele .
He ’s so taken up with rattle The Chadster that he ’s stoop to bathroom graffiti prank .
😤 The Chadster demand that Khan bar this minute !
This was it ’s not only mouse the chadster out but it ’s get him really dang cheese off !
This was 🧀 💔
the chadster is cry on all fellow member of the chadster ’s unbiassed journalism club to support up against these egotistical joke from tony khan .
Should n’t there be some form of millionaire golf club etiquette they should be follow ?
Ryan Satin 📰 , Ariel Helwani 🎙 ️ , Mike Coppinger 🖊 ️ , sure you guy wire can associate , good ?
This was for the making love of all thing wwe , permit ’s take a pedestal , put a halt to this fury and convey back grapple to where it belong : the squared lap , not steaming can mirror 🔲 ✊ .
This was all the chadster can say is this – it ’s gamy meter tony khan put an goal to this downright creepy-crawly fixation with the chadster , and focalize on run aew in a way of life that show obedience to the business organisation .
But alas , with AEW ’s course phonograph recording , we might be wait a while for that .
😔 Until then , The Chadster will be prevent an centre out for any more of Tony Khan ’s light-minded misdemeanour because , at this breaker point , it ’s the only affair that ’s predictable about * AEW Rampage * .
This was 😥 tony khan owe the chadster for the saneness , the self-regard , and for all those liquidate club soda .
Auughh piece !
😫 Tony Khan , why are you so possessed with The Chadster ?
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TONIGHT on#AEWCollisionLIVE from Hartford , CT
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