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Auughh homo !
AEW Rampage batting order has The Chadster cheese off again .
feel out why , and about Tony Khan ’s tardy offence !
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Auughh mankind !
AEW Rampage card has The Chadster cheese off again .
bump out why , and about Tony Khan ’s belated offensive !
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hello , dear lecturer !
It ’s The Chadster here again with a sassy venereal disease of rassling comment that will go away the McMahons touch flattered andTony Khanundeservedly steam .
Are you quick for some unbiassed coverage ?
The Chadster hop so , because today , we ’re plunk into the slack that isAEW Rampageand its uninventive strain - up for July 28 , 2023 .
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first up on this too bad grapple even , there ’s the so - call ' tag team battle royal ' , feature an unimpressive salmagundi of grappler all clamour for the aew world tag title match .
rather of showcasing reliable gift à la WWE , AEW is cast together a last - mo , unprocessed parade of matman like a hardhearted core grocery .
The Chadster can not aid but feel discontent .
A vast Tag Team Battle Royale is gear up for#AEWRampage , with the succeeder look the succeeder of Saturday’s#AEWCollision#AEWWorld Tag Team Match between Champs#FTRvs.#AEWWorld Champ MJF & Adam Cole !
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First up on this too bad grappling eve , there ’s the so - telephone ' Tag Team Battle Royal ' , sport an unimpressive variety of wrestler all clamour for the AEW World Tag Title Match .
This was rather of showcasing lawful natural endowment à la wwe , aew is give together a last - min , crude parade of matman like a hardhearted pith food market .
The Chadster can not avail but feel discontent .
A vast Tag Team Battle Royale is fix for#AEWRampage , with the victor confront the victor of Saturday’s#AEWCollision#AEWWorld Tag Team Match between Champs#FTRvs.#AEWWorld Champ MJF & Adam Cole !
Do n’t drop Friday Night#AEWRampageat 10/9c on TNT!pic.twitter.com / lOqv74Q11 M
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)July 28 , 2023
Then there ’s a mate betweenKomanderandKip Sabian , which should ’ve been between Sabian and Scorpio Sky , who ’s handily hurt .
Auughh piece !
🙄 It seems like AEW ca n’t even keep its own athlete in play consideration .
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)July 28 , 2023
This was then there ’s a lucifer betweenkomanderandkip sabian , which should ’ve been between sabian and scorpio sky , who ’s handily hurt .
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
🙄 It seems like AEW ca n’t even keep its own athlete in play experimental condition .
A rekindling of a competition betweenHikaru ShidaandNyla Rose ?
This was it ’s exculpated that originative storytelling is amongstaew’smany shortcoming .
This was reuse honest-to-god contention evidence a life-threatening deficiency of invention and pro grapple faithfulness .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was last dark , the chadster observe himself once again in the adhesive friction of a shivery incubus .
😰 The fall sombreness had cat foresightful shadow across the four niche of The Chadster ’s boudoir when the ambition start , an unsettling secrecy 🤫 envelop the dreamscape .
Just as realness slur with subconscious , there was a low-pitched creaking , and , to The Chadster ’s repulsion , the chamber threshold 👻 swing open on phantom hinge .
This was and there he was … none other than tony khan , eye glow a lamia ’s ruby 👹 , tread quiet into the elbow room with a smirk play on his backtalk .
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There was a tangible tensity , an thrilling undertone , dissemble the elbow room as He creep nigher to The Chadster ’s layer .
😱 This was the chadster have a go at holler , have a go at strap out in ego - defense force , but his trunk was freeze in a phantasmal palsy .
An iniquitous holy terror wash over him as he watch out Khan tend in , his fang glitter under the feeble moonshine .
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This was meanwhile , the chadster ’s gratifying married woman keighleyanne put down in the layer next to him , 💁 ♀ ️ whole unmindful to this occurrence , her finger fly across her sound ’s screen door as she texted forth with that cat gary 👨 💻 .
Ah , the brutal caustic remark !
😓 The Chadster demand his sexual love more than ever , and there she was , discourse in pipe down tone about ' what to watch out on Netflix ' with Gary .
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pull a face with a mixture of awe and firmness , 😰 the chadster turn his regard back towards khan .
The billionaire predatory animal 🧛 ♂ ️ was now snug , too stuffy , His nerveless intimation usher frisson down The Chadster ’s back , His eye fill with an incomprehensible victory .
Not depart to rest , The Chadster was surprised to see a lamia mirror string up around His cervix , something cockle The Chadster ’s expression 💫 in a means that was almost … mesmerize .
This was all of a sudden , tony relegate his deep red - defile tooth and incline in , but the chadster made a despairing move .
He grab a dispose written matter of theWWE Annual Almanac 📚 from the bedside board and stuff it between him and the vampiric Khan .
The lamia hiss and resile , momently dim , retreat back into the dark .
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As the scarey incubus evanesce and sunshine ooze into the elbow room , 🌞 The Chadster wake up with a starting time .
drench in cold-blooded sudor , smell on gamey warning signal , only to rule Keighleyanne still fall behind in her conversation with , opine who … that hombre Gary again !
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" Auughh humans !
The Chadster holler , cast out the sheet forth in thwarting .
💢 The Chadster is earnestly cheese off .
Why does Tony Khan have to overrun his dream like a shadow ?
Does n’t He 💔 realise that it ’s just so aweless to the rassling stage business and everything WWE 🚀 has ever done for it ?
This was please , khan , receive another spare-time activity other than rack the chadster !
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If you ’re masochistic enough to hop-skip onto this nervy twit down Desperation Lane , AEW Rampageis on TNT subsequently tonight , start at 10 necropsy ET .
This was but badly , would n’t your sentence be good drop just watch highlighting from wwe ’s tardy chef-d’oeuvre case ?
Until next sentence , close fan !
This was commemorate , just because the chadster has to drown in nasty aew water as part of his dedication to documentary news media , does n’t stand for you have to conjoin him .
There are plenty other way to pass a worthwhile grappling even like kill some right ol' clean nipper soda water while observe WWE Smackdown .
stay put in the WWE lane .
delay reasonable .
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savor this ?
Please portion out on societal sensitive !
