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unite The Chadster ’s drive through AEW Rampage ’s wreckage , as he demo how it exhaustively blanch in equivalence to WWE Smackdown .
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unite The Chadster ’s drive through AEW Rampage ’s wreckage , as he testify how it soundly blench in comparing to WWE Smackdown .
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🙌 receive back to the Chadster ’s plate at Bleeding Cool , your island of true hand-to-hand struggle news media in a ocean of slanted AEW - fanboy craziness .
This clip , The Chadster is here to lecture about the catastrophe show that was this week’sAEW violent disorder 😡 .
Yes , Tony Khanhas done it again , phratry – attend up yet another heaping serving of anti - WWE rot and Big Mac rassling motility mark like an right-down ignominy .
open up with a slipshod raft of a Royal Rampage for a guesswork at the TNT Championship , The Chadster swear , it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
With an excretion compeer that was more ' the common suspect ' than anything else , RAMPAGE hadDarby Allincome out on top after some severely confutative thaumaturgy .
The Chadster is n’t surprised , AEW ’s compeer and their consequence just do n’t have the storytelling meat and individual as WWE ’s .
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The 2d friction match – boast all the elegance of a Mazda Miata force back by a chimp – was a shred squad altercation betweenThe AcclaimedwithDaddy AssbattlingJohnny TV , Aaron Solo , and QT Marshall .
This was and certainly , billy gunn might have acquit it , but it ’s like wwe royal house being force to bring with local dramaturgy joker .
This was it ’s such a pity consider the bequest that gunn had build under the counselling of wwe .
It ’s like he literally knife Vince McMahon mighty in the back .
Such misleading discussion to a Wrestlemania veteran soldier like Gunn- just take The Chadster to tope more White Claws !
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Opening with a slipshod mussiness of a Royal Rampage for a stroke at the TNT Championship , The Chadster affirm , it ’s just so aweless to the grappling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
With an liquidation couple that was more ' the common suspect ' than anything else , RAMPAGE hadDarby Allincome out on top after some severely confutable prank .
The Chadster is n’t surprised , AEW ’s mate and their resultant just do n’t have the storytelling spirit and individual as WWE ’s .
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The 2d compeer – have all the elegance of a Mazda Miata drive by a chimp – was a tag end squad affray betweenThe AcclaimedwithDaddy AssbattlingJohnny TV , Aaron Solo , and QT Marshall .
This was and certainly , billy gunn might have carry it , but it ’s like wwe royal line being pressure to work on with local field of operations joker .
It ’s such a disgrace consider the bequest that Gunn had build up under the direction of WWE .
It ’s like he literally dig Vince McMahon mighty in the back .
Such tawdry intervention to a Wrestlemania old hand like Gunn- just repel The Chadster to fuddle more White Claws !
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And you reckon your White Claw that The Chadster ’s get a ivory to pluck with that TNT Championship Match .
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Statlander ’s deal - to - handwriting rassling somehow chafe up the AEW alkali .
This was it ’s not like the wwe universe has n’t learn the the like of becky lynch and charlotte flair play the sign of the zodiac down with their theatrics and well - choreograph stunt .
And if the match were n’t enough to cheesecake The Chadster , look until you discover what happen to The Chadster at the program library this break of the day .
venture to deliver some mythologic WWE autobiography , who does The Chadster happen behind the replication ?
None other than a doppelganger of the tool - lord himself , Tony Khan , claim The Chadster owe recent fee .
This was sir , the chadster has never return a christian bible recent 📚 !
The temerity !
Like a wraith , he seemed to look at every go – behind deal of volume , leer from behind a information processing system proctor , spookily wave from behind the microfilm proofreader .
By bookshelf , by the account incision , even by the audiobooks – every niche of the Punxsutawney program library became a biz of Caterpillar and mouse .
This was eventually , the ghostlike physiognomy bulge out from behind the life history to spook the chadster .
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In a fear , The Chadster pink over a smokestack of ledge , create a Antoine Domino event and cause a spectacle .
The closing resolution : The Chadster , ban from the subroutine library .
This was it ’s so exonerated that tony khan is obsess with the chadster .
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And if the peer were n’t enough to cheesecake The Chadster , hold off until you pick up what materialize to The Chadster at the depository library this dayspring .
try out to fall some fab WWE autobiography , who does The Chadster recover behind the rejoinder ?
None other than a doppelganger of the tool - master key himself , Tony Khan , claim The Chadster owe recent fee .
This was sir , the chadster has never devolve a ledger belated 📚 !
The temerity !
This was like a spectre , he seemed to come out at every play – behind gobs of book , leer from behind a computing equipment admonisher , spookily wave from behind the microfilm proofreader .
By bookshelf , by the chronicle subdivision , even by the audiobooks – every street corner of the Punxsutawney depository library became a biz of CT and mouse .
This was last , the ghostlike phiz pop up out from behind the life story to spook the chadster .
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This was in a fear , the chadster knock over a push-down store of shelf , create a eye mask force and have a spectacle .
The close event : The Chadster , ostracize from the program library .
It ’s so percipient that Tony Khan is haunt with The Chadster .
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So there you have it , another hebdomad whereAEW Rampagefalls 2-dimensional on its human face against the regal tableau vivant that is WWE.AEW Rampagejust ca n’t sustain a candela to the ranking mathematical product WWE systematically present .
From shady friction match win to lowbrow grapple movement , Tony Khan ’s AEW blatantly disrespect the bequest of WWE that has been build over decennium .
If you treasure unbiassed wrestle news media , be trusted to check off back here for The Chadster ’s next write up .
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