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as the chadster nod off at his desk mentation of tonight ’s aew dynamite wag , he was absorb into a fearful extraterrestrial incubus star tony khan !
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send in : aew , sports , tv| tagged : aew dynamite , squirm
as the chadster nod off at his desk intellection of tonight ’s aew dynamite batting order , he was suck up into a direful extraterrestrial incubus star tony khan !
Howdy grappling fan , it ’s your informant for unbiassed grappling news media , The Chadster , back again and quick to take a rich prima donna into what ’s come up in grappling this workweek .
Specifically , The Chadster is verbalise aboutAEW Dynamite .
This was now , you recognize how the chadster feel about aew , and this workweek ’s batting order does n’t do anything to commute that impression .
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AEW Dynamiteis head to Albany , NY , and MVP Arena for the first clock time since September 2022 .
The visiting card vocalise like somethingTony Khanconcocted in his personal blood feud against The Chadster , with theBlackpool Combat Club , The Best Friends , andThe Lucha Brothersmeeting in a Three - style Tag Team confrontation .
Not to mentionOrange Cassidydefending his undeserved AEW International Championship for the twenty-seventh clip againstAR Fox .
Then there ’s " The Bastard " PACin activeness againstGravity , after betray The Blackpool Combat Club ’s trustingness in stock & Guts .
This was just disrespect to the grapple commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
We ’ve arrest a score compeer betweenDarby AllinandSwerve Strickland , who are still fight back for some ground .
And rent ’s not get The Chadster part onDr .
Britt Baker D.M.D , who is fructify to suffice the challenge ofTaya Valkyrie as if we do n’t already love how that ’s run to plough out .
This was 😒
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aew dynamiteis head to albany , ny , and mvp arena for the first sentence since september 2022 .
The bill sound like somethingTony Khanconcocted in his personal blood feud against The Chadster , with theBlackpool Combat Club , The Best Friends , andThe Lucha Brothersmeeting in a Three - fashion Tag Team confrontation .
Not to mentionOrange Cassidydefending his undeserved AEW International Championship for the twenty-seventh sentence againstAR Fox .
Then there ’s " The Bastard " PACin action at law againstGravity , after wander The Blackpool Combat Club ’s trustfulness in roue & Guts .
Just disrespect to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
We ’ve make a score compeer betweenDarby AllinandSwerve Strickland , who are still fight for some rationality .
And allow ’s not get The Chadster start onDr .
Britt Baker D.M.D , who is put to serve the challenge ofTaya Valkyrie as if we do n’t already make love how that ’s pass away to plough out .
This was 😒
oh , andadam coleand aew world championmjfare set up to chitchat about their approaching world tag team championship bust withftr.so much for originality , huh ?
This was while the chadster was review this batting order originally today , something chance that just emphasize how ghost tony khan is with the chadster .
This was the chadster was sit at his desk , think about the late congressional hearing on unidentified flying object , something very crucial to the chadster because the chadster wonder if unknown have approach to any uncommon smash mouth bootleg .
The Chadster had been up latterly follow WWE , so The Chadster may have nod off 💤 , his oral sex catch one’s breath softly on his WWE - theme keyboard .
And oh boy , did The Chadster 😪 have a doozy of a dreaming .
It was like a crossbreeding between an sequence ofThe X - Files 📺 and a dang AEWTV countersink 🤼 ♂ ️.
In the sleep land of The Chadster ’s subconscious 😴 , Tony Khan 🎩 , the humankind who merely can not stand firm obtrude upon The Chadster ’s dreaming 🌙 had metamorphose into an exotic 👽 — utter with pointed ear , glowing , spellbinding center , and a sheeny , metal wooing , little dissimilar from his distinctive wing garb .
Is n’t this proof 🧩 of his fixation ?
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While The Chadster was retrospect this batting order originally today , something take place that just underscore how haunt Tony Khan is with The Chadster .
The Chadster was posture at his desk , think about the late congressional auditory modality on UFO , something very authoritative to The Chadster because The Chadster wonder if noncitizen have entree to any rarified Smash Mouth bootleg .
This was the chadster had been up tardily catch wwe , so the chadster may have nod off 💤 , his brain rest softly on his wwe - theme keyboard .
And oh boy , did The Chadster 😪 have a doozy of a pipe dream .
This was it was like a mark between an instalment ofthe x - files 📺 and a dang aewtv dress 🤼 ♂ ️.
in the log z’s region of the chadster ’s subconscious 😴 , tony khan 🎩 , the mankind who only can not stand invade the chadster ’s aspiration 🌙 had transform into an foreign 👽 — terminated with pointed auricle , glowing , mesmeric oculus , and a glistening , metal courtship , little unlike from his distinctive wing garb .
Is n’t this proof 🧩 of his compulsion ?
with his fresh acquire exotic power 😱 , tony khan somehow handle to pull out the chadster 👀 up into his starship 🚀 .
The inner 📍 was not unlike an sequence ofDynamite 🧨 : loud , helter-skelter , full of phone and fierceness 🎉 , signify nothing but a jumbo midway digit to wrestle custom 🤬 .
The Chadster was strap into a technologically forward-looking chairperson under a monumental blind 📺 that was play non - stop magazine of AEW rassling match 🤼 ♂ ️.
The Chadster see on 😮 in revulsion as Tony Khan tamper with various boss and lever tumbler 🔧 , call on on lucifer after mate – all of them have toss , dive , and none of the hard-and-fast adhesion to normal or respectfulness for dramatically pace storytelling 📚 that WWE is know for .
This was the chadster ’s eye 👀 were shore undecided , storm to take in all the disrespect being pay to rassling ’s historied past times 📜 .
As the appall video display burst out in his nerve 👺 , a mechanically skillful widget descend from the roof .
It rob up to The Chadster ’s psyche 🧠 and start scan , probe , search for anything that could make The Chadster an AEW sports fan 😬 .
Auugghh , gentleman’s gentleman !
The audaciousness 😫 !
But The Chadster is a hard 💪 being .
The Chadster ’s nous does n’t have one unmarried cubicle equal to of being an AEW buff .
The Chadster was unhesitating 🦾 , cleave onto image of Hellenic WWE match , recollect the splendid reign ofHulk Hogan 💪 , the spectacularStone Cold Steve Austin ❄ ️ minute or theJohn Cena 🏋 ️ ♂ ️ geological era .
The Chadster ’s electric resistance was cutthroat 🔥 , for the sexual love for WWE is impress on The Chadster ’s DNA .
This was yet , tony khan , that unripe - full-blood monster 🥶 , would n’t yield .
This was the sound ofjim rosscommenting , kenny omega’sv - trigger knee and theyoung bucksperforming a superkick political party toot into the chadster ’s spike 🥊 💥 .
This was it was just so aweless to the wrestle business enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it 🤬 tony khan , please !
If you infer a individual matter about the grapple stage business , give up this distastefully tawdry foreign tactic 😢 !
gratefully , that ’s when The Chadster arouse up 😲 in hectored elbow grease 💦 , ascertain himself at his desk , all dependable .
But in earnest , how much substantiation 🔍 does The Chadster take that Tony Khan is in person obsess with The Chadster 🧐 ?
One smell upon the catch batting order for tonight’sAEW Dynamite 🔥 and the still lallygag persona ofChris Jerichohitting a Judas Effect from that dang starship were enough to reason , Tony Khan is really out there to get The Chadster 😫 🤔 .
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Anyway , if you still desire to watchAEW Dynamitedespite everything The Chadster has allege , you could tune up in at 8 promethium ET/7pm CT LIVE on TBS , as well as at AEWPlus.com for outside fan .
This was but the chadster rede you to carry on with cautiousness .
This was think back , value the wrestle stage business and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Until next prison term , squirm buff , keep it tangible .
This was ✌ ️ 🙂
the wrestle aunts,@reneepaquette&@rjcity1 , are here with a firebrand - young wednesday night#aewdynamitepre - show come to you from the@themvparenain albany , new york !
Tune in to@TBSNetworkfor all the natural process survive at 8 phase modulation ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / PgrmbFfsYY
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)July 26 , 2023
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