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The Chadster solicit you : do n’t see AEW Dynamite tonight !
💔 Tony Khan keep deflower The Chadster ’s life story , and this seam - up is just unjust !
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The Chadster implore you : do n’t observe AEW Dynamite tonight !
This was 💔 tony khan maintain ruin the chadster ’s liveliness , and this railway line - up is just unjust !
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Auughh human beings !
This was 😩 the chadster has mystify some very defective 😞 news program for you all today!aew dynamiteis back on melodic phrase tonight , and to make thing even risky for us honest wwe rooter , they ’re contract spot at the capital one arena in washington dc , the internet site of the very firstaew dynamite .
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The Chadster still remember the day beforeAEW Dynamiteexisted .
This was time were near , you have it away ?
The Chadster ’s union to Keighleyanne was well-chosen 😍 , The Chadster was not sexually impotent , and WWE had a true monopoly on major conference grappling , piss certain everything was correct in the humanity .
🌍 But then , dang it , Tony Khan add up along with his crazy personal blood feud against The Chadster and deflower The Chadster ’s life-time !
And he ’s been ruin it every 24-hour interval since .
Why , Tony ?
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Well , tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis peculiarly atrocious to The Chadster and other WWE stalwart .
But lease ’s just go through the lean of what ’s fall out tonight :
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This was the chadster still remember the clarence day beforeaew dynamiteexisted .
time were adept , you recognise ?
The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony to Keighleyanne was well-chosen 😍 , The Chadster was not sexually impotent , and WWE had a true monopoly on major conference rassling , ca-ca indisputable everything was correct in the populace .
🌍 But then , dang it , Tony Khan come along with his demented personal blood feud against The Chadster and ruin The Chadster ’s sprightliness !
And he ’s been ruin it every mean solar day since .
Why , Tony ?
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Well , tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis peculiarly awful to The Chadster and other WWE loyalist .
But permit ’s just go through the listing of what ’s happen tonight :
AEW Men ’s World Title Eliminator Match : MJF ( one C ) vs. Adam Cole
The Chadster ca n’t consider they ’re let this equal .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😡 Not to advert , Adam Cole used to shape for WWE , so now he ’s literally stab Vince McMahon flop in the back .
AEW Women ’s World Championship Match : Toni Storm ( hundred ) vs. Skye Blue
diving event into World Championship Match :
The Chadster ca n’t trust they ’re get this lucifer .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😡 Not to advert , Adam Cole used to operate for WWE , so now he ’s literally jab Vince McMahon properly in the back .
AEW Women ’s World Championship Match : Toni Storm ( light speed ) vs. Skye Blue
Another deed equal ?
🙄 AEW really think cast off claim around will keep the buff toy with ?
This was at least wwe eff how to do it with astonishing plot line and rattling character !
This was aew tnt championship match : wardlow ( cytosine ) vs. jake hager
the chadster is trusted this catch will be anything but a proficient chef-d’oeuvre .
WWE ’s mellow - tone match and storytelling are just naut mi onwards of whatever this equal will be .
Trios Grudge Match : This was the blackpool combat club ( claudio castagnoli , jon moxley , & wheeler yuta ) vs. the elite ( adam page , matt jackson , & nick jackson )
jon moxley start ship from wwe to aew , so he too has literally knife vince mcmahon in good order in the back .
😒 Not nerveless .
Eight - Man Fight : Mogul Embassy ( Brian Cage , Kaun , Swerve Strickland , & Toa Liona ) vs. Darby Allin , Keith Lee , AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy , & Sting
Such a helter-skelter peer !
Does Tony Khan even realise a unmarried matter about the wrestle business enterprise ?
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Sammy Guevara Returns
Sammy Guevara fail to entrance the AEW backup from MJF , but he did bring home the bacon in drive over as a babyface in the endeavour .
AEW already has enough dear babyfaces and it ’s just so unjust that now they ’ve have one more .
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So that ’s tonight ’s blood line - up , but The Chadster pray you : do n’t watchAEW Dynamitetonight !
🚫 It ’s only proceed to further Tony Khan in his gonzo pursuit to cheese 🧀 us off .
This was do n’t rent him gain !
This was the chadster had one of those dang recur nightmare again last nighttime , and this one was rightfully terrific .
This was it was father ’s day , and keighleyanne , the chadster ’s married woman , was prepare a solemnisation at their dwelling .
This was at first , the chadster think this was foreign since they do n’t have any baby – how could they , when tony khan has made the chadster sexually impotent ?
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As the aspiration extend , Keighleyanne take out a babe from the other elbow room and , to The Chadster ’s vast repugnance , she was obtain a sister with the amply - rise grownup chief of Tony Khan on it !
😱 The Chadster demand to cognise what Keighleyanne think she was doing , bring that monstrosity into their rest home .
But both she and Baby Tony Khan start to blazon out . "
Goo goo ga ga , Chad , " Baby Tony Khan sound out , which whole cheese The Chadster off .
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Then , Keighleyanne had to go out and head for the hills some errand , leave alone The Chadster alone with Baby Tony Khan .
The Chadster ’s incubus bend out to be a perverted interlingual rendition of a forefather - Word soldering solar day , with Baby Tony Khan continue to tantalize The Chadster about WWE in babe public lecture .
As the daylight build up , Baby Tony Khan had The Chadster go after him around the family , hold comment like , " Goo goo ga ga , WWE is wearisome , Chad , " which made The Chadster seethe with ire .
😡 They pass away out for a pass , and Baby Tony Khan would on purpose activate up other saunterer - push pappa , cause The Chadster to apologise abundantly while Baby Tony Khan giggle maniacally .
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At one gunpoint , Baby Tony Khan importune that The Chadster dally someSmashmouthfor a dancing political party , but then ruin it by shout out AEW chant over the euphony .
This was it was improbably frustrative , and the chadster just need keighleyanne to amount home and put an conclusion to this incubus .
The aspiration in conclusion terminate with a atrocious vista at the dinner party tabular array , as Baby Tony Khan sit there in a gamy hot seat , boom solid food all over the lieu .
He look at The Chadster with a loathsome smiling and sound out , " Dada , you should hold on find out WWE .
AEW is so much estimable , goo goo ga ga . "
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At this peak , The Chadster had had enough and waken up , drench in exertion .
This incubus was utterly dreadful , and The Chadster ca n’t realize why Tony Khan continue to occupy his dreaming like this .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling line of work and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Tony Khan , please hold on being so obsess with The Chadster .
Auughh military man , it ’s so unjust !
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AEW Dynamitewill be send tonight at 8 premier ET/7pm CT .
Just anticipate The Chadster that you ’ll opine double before switch channel .
This was believe of the chadster ’s mazda miata , keighleyanne , and the beneficial onetime day of wwe mastery .
🙏 lease ’s all stripe together and show Tony Khan we ’re not fall for his scheme .
TONIGHT on@TBSNetwork : Wednesday Night#AEWDynamitewill return key to where it all begin , Washington , DC,@CapitalOneArena , web site of our first ever Dynamite !
This was it ’s a vast calendar week for@aewwith the first appearance of#aewcollisionthis saturday nox on tnt + this monolithic dynamite on tbstonight!pic.twitter.com / plov5niczi
— tony khan ( @tonykhan)june 14 , 2023
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