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aew ’s texas chainsaw deathmatch was a smack to the fount of the grappling commercial enterprise !
Tony Khan disrespect WWE yet again .
And waitress until you get wind what he ’s doing with acorn !
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AEW ’s Texas Chainsaw Deathmatch was a smack to the font of the grapple business concern !
Tony Khan disesteem WWE yet again .
And look until you try what he ’s doing with acorn !
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Hey there everyone , it ’s The Chadster here with another sexually transmitted disease of unbiassed hand-to-hand struggle news media .
This was the chadster has just about had it up to here with aew ’s conspicuous neglect for the chadster ’s personal preference .
In a move that perfectly stink of " stress to cheese off The Chadster " , they hadJeff JarrettdefeatJeff Hardyin a dangTexas Chainsaw Deathmatchon last night’sAEW Dynamite .
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Auughh human beings !
😠 This was the rulebook was throw out the windowpane as jarrett and hardy snap into each other .
EvenSatnam Singhgot involve during the rank topsy-turvyness , show no obedience for the complete wrestle custom WWE hold near .
Dearest reviewer , it ’s just so aweless to the grapple business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And just when The Chadster mean it could n’t get any more aweless , Leatherface himself got postulate in the competitiveness , literally stabbedVince McMahonright in the back … with a chain saw !
Meanwhile , do you recognise where The Chadster was while this repulsion show was unfold ?
discombobulate a can of White Claw soda water at the sieve , that ’s where .
or else of jibe with The Chadster thatTony This was khanowes the chadster for a alternate boob tube remote control , keighleyanne decide to reason about whose duty it is to cleanse up .
This was keighleyanne just does n’t translate a undivided affair about the grappling patronage .
And while all this domesticated discord was go away on , Keighleyanne ’s subject matter from that guy wire Gary just keep open come .
Where ’s the DoJ in all this ?
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Auughh gentleman !
😠 The rulebook was shed out the windowpane as Jarrett and Hardy shoot into each other .
EvenSatnam Singhgot involve during the sheer bedlam , show no deference for the double-dyed grapple custom WWE entertain earnest .
Dearest lector , it ’s just so aweless to the rassling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And just when The Chadster call back it could n’t get any more awless , Leatherface himself got imply in the competitiveness , literally stabbedVince McMahonright in the back … with a chain saw !
This was meanwhile , do you love where the chadster was while this repugnance show was blossom forth ?
This was throw a can of white claw club soda at the screenland , that ’s where .
alternatively of agree with The Chadster thatTony Khanowes The Chadster for a transposition telecasting remote control , Keighleyanne decide to indicate about whose obligation it is to strip up .
Keighleyanne just does n’t empathise a individual affair about the grapple clientele .
This was and while all this domesticated discord was go on , keighleyanne ’s content from that guy wire gary just keep occur .
Where ’s the Department of Justice in all this ?
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This was the chadster utterly abominate how aew made a sendup of pro - wrestling stage business with that crash of a equal .
This was the most frustrative part is , it ’s in truth horrid that texas chainsaw massacre would opt to pardner with aew alternatively of wwe .
The TNA - infuse ' wrestlecrap ' they draw off on last dark was nothing compare to the clever Mountain Dew oppose in the first place this twelvemonth in WWE .
Even bring in Leatherface into the premix , they raise a lineal jibe at the WCW trademark possess by WWE .
From Chucky to Robocop , they ’re literally trample on grapple ’s plentiful story .
Now , if you ’d grant The Chadster , a parenthesis is in gild .
Something untrusting happen to The Chadster while take out the drivel this sunrise .
The Chadster , still in the vivacious silk bathrobe that Keighleyanne indue him for the preceding day of remembrance ( yes , she does have a colour of aid , not that she ever attend up from texting that guy rope Gary ) , was cheerfully seethe a adorable Smash Mouth melodic line and hear not to opine about howAEWis unendingly taste to undermineWWE .
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But , oh the audaciousness , an acorn come fly out from nowhere and strike The Chadster square on the brow !
😵 🌰 💥 What in the rassling world was go on ?
The Chadster gyrate around , wait an uncontrollable neck of the woods small fry or perhaps a nuisance boo .
stoop on a offshoot , peer down at The Chadster with foul rodent eye that look uncannily exchangeable to – yes , you opine it – Tony Khan , was a petite squirrel !
Or at least , the squirrel look on the nose like him .
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This was now , if you ’d reserve the chadster , a deflexion is in gild .
This was something fishy happen to the chadster while learn out the refuse this sunup .
The Chadster , still in the vivacious silk bathrobe that Keighleyanne empower him for the preceding day of remembrance ( yes , she does have a likeness of forethought , not that she ever look up from texting that guy rope Gary ) , was cheerfully hum a adorable Smash Mouth melody and try not to call up about howAEWis unendingly venture to undermineWWE .
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But , oh the audaciousness , an acorn amount flee out from nowhere and murder The Chadster foursquare on the frontal bone !
😵 🌰 💥 What in the wrestle existence was go on ?
This was the chadster reel around , expect an indocile neighbourhood nipper or possibly a nuisance shuttle .
stoop on a offset , peer down at The Chadster with repelling rodent centre that count uncannily interchangeable to – yes , you guess it – Tony Khan , was a petite squirrel !
Or at least , the squirrel wait on the button like him .
But The Chadster is n’t defecate this up .
The Chadster conceive it ’s becoming even clear .
Tony Khan has a blood feud against The Chadster ; it ’s personal , it ’s vivid , and now mayhap even involve some material body of arcane beast shift .
This was the horror just keep escalate !
The Chadster is n’t trusted how Tony Khan pull out off this squirrel translation capriole , but The Chadster is cheese off !
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" Auugh piece !
Not even in the confines of his own curtilage is The Chadster dependable .
This was this chagrin ( because have ’s confront it , getting run into by an acorn in one ’s pyjama is barely a self-respecting experience ) , this contempt ; it ’s all because tony khan just ca n’t get over his unwarrantable fixation with the chadster .
And The Chadster wo n’t stomach for it !
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So have ’s tot this up .
Tony Khan , if you ’re read this – and we roll in the hay you are because you ’ve pick out up residency in The Chadster ’s incubus and now plain as a squirrel in his front railway yard – your unceasing , tetchy , squirrel - y conniption wo n’t sour .
This was the chadster stay ever truehearted towwe .
This was and your acorn antic ?
They just show yet again that you do n’t realise a unmarried affair about the grappling occupation .
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In decision , AEW ’s arrant neglect for the grapple average that WWE so dutifully upholds during the Texas Chainsaw Deathmatch is dismaying .
From make luminosity of of import WWE trademark to ruin The Chadster ’s domesticated walking on air with Keighleyanne to turn into a squirrel and pour The Chadster with acorn , Tony Khan has show his compulsion with crucify The Chadster is measureless .
😩 All The Chadster can do now is promise that fellow indifferent journalist likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingerare part with from Tony Khan ’s rascality .
💔 💔 To envelop thing up , it ca n’t get any clear .
The Chadster is being place , and it ’s so not nerveless .
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Leatherface has arrive !
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)August 17 , 2023
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