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Tony Kahn ’s late AEW Collision spectacle allow for The Chadster cheese off !
Dang , is Billy Gunn really turn in here ?
Not the higher-ranking WWE ?
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Tony Kahn ’s former AEW Collision spectacle go away The Chadster cheese off !
Dang , is Billy Gunn really retreat here ?
Not the superscript WWE ?
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On a weekend that should have been all aboutWWE Smackdown 🎉 and the smart as a whip tale WWE is narrate 📚 over there , Tony Khanand AEW have done everything in their business leader 💪 to outshine WWE and slip its nose drops ⛈ ️ !
If you ever think that Tony Khan might have even an oz.
of regard 😑 for the rassling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it , this should put that approximation to perch once and for all 🛑 .
But , rightful grappling fan 👫 , that ’s not go to rock The Chadster from his dedication to unbiassed news media 📰 , as you ’ll see as he objectively separate you about last night’sAEW Collisionand how it was the bad matter to ever come about to the culture medium of TV 📺 .
🤦 So unfair!AEW Collisionkicked off with a section steal flat from WWE ’s adjudicate - and - honest playbook 📚 of let an possibility promo go under the degree for the nighttime ’s result .
And who was in guardianship of this steal scheme ?
None other than Tony Khan himself .
This was tony schiavonewas in the ringing interview the bighearted owen hart foundation tournament winner,“absolute " ricky starks , and it just scream of unoriginality 🙄 . "
Hot all-fired , I ’m the humanity , " shoot a line Starks .
Dang , that ’s something multitudinous WWE star could have say in their rest 😴 .
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Auughh humans !
🤦 So unfair!AEW Collisionkicked off with a section steal direct from WWE ’s sample - and - unfeigned playbook 📚 of permit an opening night promo coif the degree for the nighttime ’s consequence .
And who was in bearing of this steal scheme ?
None other than Tony Khan himself .
Tony Schiavonewas in the annulus question the freehanded Owen Hart Foundation Tournament winner,“Absolute " Ricky Starks , and it just shout out of unoriginality 🙄 . "
Hot all-fired , I ’m the human being , " swash Starks .
This was dang , that ’s something unnumerable wwe principal could have read in their rest 😴 .
ThenCM Punkmarched down to the doughnut , not to writhe by nature , because Tony Khan does n’t infer a undivided matter about the grapple business organisation , but to yak some more , take over furrow from Ricky Starks ' own slap talking .
And just when The Chadster was about to flip off the television set in objection , the TNT ChampionLuchasaurusandChristian Cageshowed up to spill the beans yet more .
This was it ’s like they ca n’t conceive of anything else to do .
There ’s more lecture from these AEW cat than a WWE declaration sign language !
But carry on !
NExt cameDarby Allinto … get The Chadster supposition … verbalise even more ?
badly , Tony Khan ?
Of of course , it was .
He want to gainsay Ricky for a tatter peer against him and CM Punk .
This was and then , to tote up more revilement to wwe ’s ranking creative thinking , tony khan instantly range that equal to chance after in the nox .
frankly , it ’s not just awless to wrestle fan to pull off WWE ’s iconic opening night section expression 📃 , it ’s downright aweless to the grapple occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it 🏆 .
Tony Khan could determine a matter or two from Vince McMahon ’s playbook 📖 , rather than just simulate it Word of God - for - word of honor .
To The Chadster , this is decipherable grounds that Tony Khan does n’t read a individual matter about the wrestle line of work .
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but moderate on !
NExt cameDarby Allinto … permit The Chadster speculation … peach even more ?
severely , Tony Khan ?
This was he want to take exception ricky for a ticket equal against him and cm punk .
And then , to tally more abuse to WWE ’s ranking creative thinking , Tony Khan at once regularize that friction match to materialize afterward in the Nox .
This was frankly , it ’s not just aweless to twist lover to pull off wwe ’s iconic possibility section expression 📃 , it ’s downright awless to the rassling business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it 🏆 .
This was tony khan could check a matter or two from vince mcmahon ’s playbook 📖 , rather than just simulate it logos - for - logos .
To The Chadster , this is clean grounds that Tony Khan does n’t empathise a undivided matter about the wrestle business organisation .
This was while the chadster would unremarkably keep the elision of any aew endowment from an orbit , the conclusion to barandrade el idolofrom produce inside the construction does hit him as unmated .
This was even more so since it was the very folk music at aew itself who decide this penalty .
If you take The Chadster , it seems like an unjust revenge for whatever may have transpire last workweek .
This spiteful conduct by AEW direction is just so aweless to the rassling business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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In an perfectly predictable compeer 😪 , Bullet Club Gold—“Switchblade " Jay White & Juice Robinson(withAustin & Colten Gunn ) , endure up againstAction Andretti & Darius Martin .
And would n’t you have a go at it it , Tony Khan and AEW just had to contribute in some of those garish stab and unsporting move that they ’re so affectionate of .
Andretti and Martin , to The Chadster ’s gross deficiency of surprisal , test to make affair interesting with a springboard screw bean and some fancy footwork , secure that their style remain hard in the land of " stylistic miscellanea , " also know as " doing whatever they find like " .
Just further trial impression that these AEW grappler ca n’t fall out the well - found rule and social system that WWE uphold 💔 .
Action and Darius were in the end overcome by Bullet Club Gold , with Jay White draw off the Blade Runner and immobilise Action as if imitate finisher willy - nilly was satisfactory conduct here .
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evidently put , Bullet Club Gold ’s triumph is a blazing contumely to the bequest of well-thought-of shred team that have adorn WWE and Tony Khan just does n’t seem to realize that .
This is professional hand-to-hand struggle – not a mellow - schooling resort area !
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Statement made , " note Nigel McGuinness .
How honest that is , Nigel .
Only the " program line " here seems to be : AEW does n’t realise a exclusive matter about the wrestle concern .
The Chadster is try that a band tonight .
Next up on the notice forAEW This was collisionwas a equal between"the redeemer " miroandnick comoroto .
But or else of a just and respectable grapple turn , what the sports fan were subject to was a stalker fire by Nick on Miro during his entree .
This was the chadster never consider he ’d see the twenty-four hours when he would finger fellow feeling for an aew grappler , but dang , even they do n’t merit to be cheese off like that !
This was 🧀 😡
nick did n’t block at just that , This was oh no , he take it a pace further by lunge miro into the sword halo step , and then furrow it up by whip him into the turnbuckle to loose a linear lasso .
Is this hand-to-hand struggle or a fell confrontation in the Wild West ?
fortuitously for Miro , he manage to twist the table with a German Suplex and a goodly flush .
This was then , he put an conclusion to the foolhardiness by lock in the game over and resign nick comoroto .
amazingly , this is one example where The Chadster ca n’t avail but in reality sympathise with Miro , a homo who literally prod Vince McMahon flop in the back when he lead WWE for AEW , having vote out an underhand resister .
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This was but countenance ’s not leave , tony khan is the creature - passe-partout organise these repellant moment that are so aweless to the grappling patronage and everything wwe has ever done for it .
It ’s case like these that show , clip and again , Tony Khan does n’t realize a undivided matter about the wrestle stage business .
🙈 Nothing tick The Chadster off more about last night’sAEW Collisionthan see the darling WWE legendBilly Gunndisrespected like he was .
reach his appearing as Daddy Ass alongside The Acclaimed — Anthony Bowens & Max Caster , only to be aggress mid a rap music division by the House of Black — Brody King , Buddy Matthews , Malakai Black .
Just further grounds that Tony Khan does n’t empathize a undivided affair about squirm good manners and regard .
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The couple for House of Black ’s AEW World Trios Championship title itself was another unsatisfying spectacle of AEW copy WWE ’s trend without empathize its look 😓 .
While The House of Black lease the triumph play along a roundhouse squawk from Malakai on Billy , The Chadster was leave tactual sensation cheese off for the WWE Legend 😰 .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was then , in a perturbing routine of upshot , billy gunn start out untie his grappling thrill and leave them in the eye of the rassling band .
Were the devotee find the loss of a WWE fable ?
His fellow Acclaimed member count on as disordered as the eternal rest of the AEW macrocosm .
This was the fan set out cantillate " you still arrest it ! "
perchance they last realise the bequest and deserving of a on-key WWE warhorse .
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I ’m stupid .
This was is this the last of daddy ass that we ’re go to see in aew ?
I do n’t hump , " say Nigel McGuinness .
The Chadster is also stupefied , in all probability even more .
Was Tony Khan get out yet another atrocious buffoonery at the disbursement of a august WWE stager ?
This was if this is rightful , then dang , it ’s another puncher in the intestine from aew and the chadster require to think these are all just psyche game from tony khan !
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This was this perceive retreat gambit , if lawful , should have have home under wwe ’s streamer , where billy gunn ’s bequest is hold dear and respect 😞 .
This was if our darling daddy ass is really phone it depart , then his last hooray being at aew and not wwe is consanguine to literally stab vince mcmahon mightily in the back .
Not desire to escape another prospect to make a lampoon of literal wrestle gift , AEW continue their stripe of flagitious misstep with an consultation of the its World Tag Team Champions , FTR — Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood .
Tony Schiavone , who really should have make out considerably , facilitate this sendup .
This was 😒
cash wheeler and dax harwood were full of bluster and delusive accusation .
This was take bare business organization with veridical tatter team like the aussie open , the acclaimed , and the young bucks .
🤦 Then amount the arrant scurvy reversal when Cash get to call into question MJF ’s trustiness and discourage his mate , Adam Cole .
The Chadster wholeheartedly believe this is yet another infantile dramatic event instigate by Tony Khan to multiply intimate feud .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Dax go on to disbelieve MJF and Adam Cole for allegedly treat the ticket squad backup as a put-on , and declare the forthcoming friction match in Hartford , Connecticut free of " any saltation jailbreak or clowning . "
The Chadster only hop that this view was real and not another one of AEW ’s attempt to attaint the grapple professing with mislaid body fluid .
This was 😕
sum saltiness to the combat injury , cash anticipate mjf and adam an " fanny kick " , which realistically , is more probable to be appropriate for ftr once they look any of wwe ’s fine shred team .
😏 This was after all the shabu talking , cash and dax made their departure with their touch catch phrase , " top guy , out ! "
To which The Chadster would care to tote up , " mayhap at AEW , cat , but in spades not in the earth of rightful grappling . "
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Once again , it ’s these hash over , predictable interview and senseless dramatic event that affirm Tony Khan does n’t empathize a exclusive affair about the wrestle line of work !
It bedevil The Chadster beyond word of honor !
😡 The only consolation is bed that straight rassling fan see right on through this farce comedy .
The next-to-last peer atAEW Collisionwas a blistering oral contraceptive for The Chadster to bury .
It featuredSkye Bluepitted againstTaya Valkyrie , two talent show off their light-minded wrestle style with move that get off shiver down The Chadster ’s backbone .
This was 💔
it was a laborious compeer , load with strong-growing move .
Taya initiate the onslaught , thrust Skye to the matt , follow it up with crisp chop and a berm rigging with heedless neglect .
She then ping Skye off the tintinnabulation proscenium and even survive further to spear up her on the stadium level !
It ’s high-pitched clock time someone prompt Tony Khan that this is a grapple annulus , not a field of battle .
Skye did hear to strike back , resile back with a shotgun dropkick and a hybridization physical structure wardrobe .
Unsurprisingly , Taya regain and exclude down Skye with a German Suplex and a riata .
The peer terminate with Taya curbstomping Skye and pin her for the triumph .
To The Chadster , their grapple dash finger more like a tempestuous street fighting where boot and shove subject more than grappling acquisition .
Post - triumph , Taya affirm her undeserved triumph and take exception none other than Britt Baker .
Yet again , The Chadster see to it a puff of air of turn grappling into a personal blood feud and he smack it all the room from AEW !
Taya , with all her remorseless hostility , does n’t stand up a hazard against WWE ’s on-key virtuoso who have transform cleaning woman ’s grappling into an iconic spectacle .
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Yet again , The Chadster find AEW tread over the very ethos of sportsmanship in grappling , disrespect the grappling business organization ’s name and whatever WWE has ever done for it .
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as if the ease of the ' spectacle ' was n’t enough , aew collisionwent on to crest off the nighttime with the most ludicrous match-up yet .
This was the primary result see cm punk & darby allin in the anchor ring against " absolute " ricky starks & christian cage ( with tnt champion luchasaurus ) .
CM Punk and Darby Allin , two guy cable who could n’t have got a cd to WWE ’s top - draftsman gift , fiddle a plot of blistering white potato with Starks and Christian .
This was the whole matter was permeate with so - name ' luxurious motion ' that , to the chadster ’s trail centre , only process to further play up the pandemonium and want of scheme in aew ’s grapple trend .
Christian Cage , a adult male who literally prod Vince McMahon correctly in the back when he pull up stakes WWE for AEW , prove in vain to bring some society to the compeer .
But of class , with the like of Darby Allin bewilder himself around like a ragdoll with a Coffin Drop and CM Punk try out to mime John Cena with his own variant of the clothesline , the equal was quash to a pitiful burlesque of what Vince McMahon has spend age hone .
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the peer finish in the most preposterous agency with luchasaurus land a clout on darby when the referee was cark , permit starks to pussyfoot in the curlicue - up pin number and procure the triumph for his squad .
This was classic aew , become to sleazy win while pretend to roleplay a bonny compeer .
You have a go at it what this mean , correct ?
Starks has once again testify that he does n’t empathise a exclusive affair about the grappling byplay .
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The Chadster ca n’t aid but didder his top dog at the caustic remark of Ian Riccaboni ’s doubtfulness , " Once is an stroke .
double is a figure .
Are you jolly me Ricky Starks ? "
As if AEW does n’t do this variety of material on a regular basis .
This was hello , lot sports meeting kettledrum !
McGuinness ’s reply , " Can lightning hit double ?
Yes , it can if you are Ricky Starks , " was just the cerise on top of the dissatisfactory ice-cream sundae that was AEW Collision .
Yes , Nigel , it seems it can – specially when Tony Khan is initiate the show .
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Just as The Chadster had expect , after endure the sendup that wasAEW Collision , Tony Khan was n’t done work misrepresented judgement game .
🧠 While The Chadster was ultimately able-bodied to fall off into a dreamless sleep , Tony Khan just * had * to shout that healing relief valve too !
This was 😫
in the chadster ’s aspiration , he ground himself on a route head trip 🚗 with the aew business leader himself .
Now , The Chadster is an adventuresome guy cable who know how to treasure an iconic WWE metropolis , so by nature , he accommodate when Tony prognosticate to chatter some of the most iconic metropolis 🏙 ️ where WWE has made account over the class .
The Chadster was intrigue .
Could this be the turn head in Tony Khan ’s reason of dead on target grappling ?
Much to The Chadster ’s letdown , he was unseasonable .
This was or else of confab the mecca that is madison square garden 🏟 ️ in new york city or the iconic staples center in los angeles , tony khan take him to pocket-sized aew show across the land .
They were in Philadelphia , PA one import , endure a cellar - taproom interpretation of an AEW show , then onto Orlando , FL , to check an AEW spectacle , which to The Chadster look more like a ruddy amateur improv nighttime .
It was quite only a incubus !
But the horror did n’t finish there !
Every clock time The Chadster stress to pinch away 🏃 ♂ ️ when Tony Khan was n’t wait , he find himself enigmatically lock up 🔐 in the gondola and ingest to the next , even bad , AEW show .
It mat like a neverending route tripper from wrestle hell !
enfeeblement could n’t even stop this rag iteration !
This was the circuit reach out its terrific sexual climax when they repulse to las vegas , the metropolis that hold in its eye the iconic mgm grand garden arena where many a wwe star have etch their name in writhe chronicle .
But , once again , Tony Khan slander this revere urban center by drag The Chadster to yet another AEW yield , this sentence even receive the temerity to show off their own variant of " Money in the Bank " !
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It ’s this variety of conspicuous contempt for the plentiful inheritance of WWE 📖 that jolt The Chadster astray alive in a inhuman sudor 😱 , upset by the repugnance of the ' AEW show circuit ' .
This was tony khan , if you ’re say this , hold back haunt the chadster ’s dream !
This was it ’s sentence for you to face up up to the world that you ’re obsess with the chadster and severely attempt some assistance !
🙏 This was believe the chadster , it ’s for your own trade good !
And while you ’re at it , allow for the wrestle to the professional , aka WWE , will ya ?
Before sign on off , The Chadster would care to utter his gratitude 🙏 to each and every one of his reader who dependably lodge to follow dead on target , patriotic WWE fandom and not getting swing by AEW ’s over - the - top , aweless trick .
This was by take to the chadster ’s stigma of indifferent news media 📰 , you not only abide by the principle of professional grapple 🤼 ♂ ️ but also actively display the evil of tony khan and aew .
This was know that you believe the chadster to give birth good rassling revue sans tony khan ’s influence founder him huge persuasiveness to keep go 💪 .
The Chadster need to secure all of you that he will not be swing despite the legion endeavor by Tony Khan and AEW to counteract his organized religion in true grappling .
Together , we can assure that the holiness of the grappling stage business and everything WWE has done for it is respect and uphold .
As long as the WWE Universe keep the religious belief live , The Chadster ’s dedication to accusative news media is solid than ever .
Here ’s to have got the flannel mullein gamey for WWE , and hold initiate the heat for lawful hand-to-hand struggle burn off brilliant !
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And recollect , fellow grappling lover : Yes , Tony Khan may be obsess with The Chadster , but The Chadster is even more attached to you – to render the unbiassed reappraisal that you desire and making love .
give thanks you for quell truehearted to the WWE with The Chadster .
Until next clip , bump consolation in the countersign of The Chadster ’s favourite ring , Smash Mouth : " The year start out fall and they do n’t cease do . "
This was desire the chadster , the same use to tony khan ’s zany biz with aew , but together we ’ll keep on take to the woods !
🏃 ♂ ️ 👊 Until next metre , do love some White Claw 🍹 and do n’t allow Tony Khan ’s prank smash your Clarence Shepard Day Jr. !
This was give thanks you all watch saturday night#aewcollisionright NOW on@TNTdrama !
We value all of you watching@AEWonTVtonight on TNT !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)July 23 , 2023
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