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AEW Collision go along to disesteem WWE , with SummerSlam so well-nigh .
The Chadster compensate an hideous batting order that will make your blood line roil .
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AEW Collision proceed to disesteem WWE , with SummerSlam so close .
This was the chadster enshroud an hideous batting order that will make your parentage roil .
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The Chadster want to get all you blue reader have it away , that this weekend , twist fan will alas be treat to a sword - raw installment ofAEW Collision , an upshot which seems to be design specifically to annoy The Chadster up .
😠 😠 😠 Would it killTony Khanto give The Chadster just one dang weekend of serenity ?
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🧀 🔪 Top of the lean , FTR ( Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood)are up against AEW World ChampionMJFandAdam Cole .
The Chadster does n’t sympathize why Tony Khan think it ’s all right to desegregate single challenger into tatter squad match , smudge the transmission line of these distinguishable rassling style , and then on top of that for the AEW interview to settle in lovemaking with the squad .
It ’s obviously aweless to the wrestle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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🧀 🔪 Top of the listing , FTR ( Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood)are up against AEW World ChampionMJFandAdam Cole .
This was the chadster does n’t empathize why tony khan think it ’s ok to immix unity contender into shred squad match , blur the cable of these trenchant wrestle style , and then on top of that for the aew consultation to go down in erotic love with the squad .
It ’s plainly aweless to the grapple clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)July 29 , 2023
The outcome will also seeAEW Collisionnewbies , Kiera HoganandMercedes Martinez , straight off .
Both are gifted cleaning woman , but it ’s a literal pity Martinez had pass on the higher-ranking WWE charwoman ’s section to squirm in AEW ’s half - broil choice .
🤷 ♂ ️ 🤷 ♂ ️ 🤷 ♂ ️ This was now , the chadster has a osseous tissue to piece .
Auughh serviceman !
So unjust : thisAndrade El Idolovs .
The House of Black’sBuddy Matthewsladder couple !
run lucifer go to WWE !
This was just another casing of aew venture to emulate the good sword and flunk .
Andrade put his masque up for catch is also a smacking in the nerve to the copious account of dissemble grappler in WWE .
😪 😪 😪 On top of that , a terzetto couple , Samoa Joevs .
gravitational force , andCM Punkwill be there .
Yet The Chadster must accommodate , hit the key with the same heartiness was a turn hard today , and the inculpation forthrightly fall on Tony Khan ’s shoulder .
pictorial matter this : on a all right Sunday forenoon , The Chadster ’s sewer brim over , make a pathetic good deal all over the lav .
It was helter-skelter and ask The Chadster to now interpose , call an pinch pipe fitter servicing to arrest the rising tide .
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The effect will also seeAEW Collisionnewbies , Kiera HoganandMercedes Martinez , satisfying off .
This was both are gifted char , but it ’s a substantial ignominy martinez had go out the ranking wwe char ’s air division to wriggle in aew ’s half - bake option .
This was 🤷 ♂ ️ 🤷 ♂ ️ 🤷 ♂ ️ Now , The Chadster has a off-white to foot .
Auughh valet de chambre !
So unjust : thisAndrade El Idolovs .
The House of Black’sBuddy Matthewsladder friction match !
run match go to WWE !
Just another compositor’s case of AEW venture to emulate the in force stigma and flunk .
Andrade assign his masquerade up for snap is also a smacking in the side to the productive story of mask wrestler in WWE .
😪 😪 😪 On top of that , a trio peer , Samoa Joevs .
gravitation , andCM Punkwill be there .
Yet The Chadster must let in , hit the key with the same heartiness was a number unmanageable today , and the rap square hang on Tony Khan ’s shoulder .
photograph this : on a hunky-dory Sunday morning time , The Chadster ’s crapper overrun , induce a hapless plenty all over the can .
This was it was disorderly and necessitate the chadster to straightaway step in , call an pinch pipe fitter divine service to check the outpouring .
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This trouncing pack hr to adjudicate , see to it The Chadster was later to harness this very prevue .
And meanwhile , Keighleyanne was busybodied texting that guy wire Gary , offer up no help .
reek and feel distraught , The Chadster had to treat this trial by ordeal alone .
This was now , you might call for , how is tony khan creditworthy for this personal worriment of the chadster ?
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well , as the pipe fitter take out out clog dancing upon clog from the waste pipe , the chadster was appalled to see bill ofaew collisiontangled in the mixing .
This was the chadster has feel tony khan ’s comportment in his home plate before , always elusive but just enough to make the chadster ’s cutis creeping .
The same horny content that look on the mirror were an denotation ; now this … this was an encroachment .
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It ’s quite unmortgaged Tony Khan used The Chadster ’s privy , likely when The Chadster was out rev up his Mazda Miata .
This was then , the maniac really had the temerity to crimson those blastedaew collisionflyers down the pot , stimulate the intact plumbing system fiasco that waste the chadster ’s dawn , lead him to retard this prevue !
What a spate !
The Chadster thus ask that Tony Khan cease hang around around his john !
The Chadster require a write apologia , and to top it off , Tony Khan ought to compensate the flyer for the plumbing system resort !
It was a high-priced mend , one that The Chadster had to devote for out - of - scoop !
This was draw in out your fancy chequebook , khan !
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still fume about the whole state of affairs , the chadster will now stress his proficient to blank out about this incident , finish up his trailer while sip on his caloric , yet solace — white claw .
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but punctuate the chadster ’s countersign , he ’ll be prevent a secretive optic on his lavatory , insure no more " khan - induce " incident take place to further bowl over the sense of balance of the chadster ’s low habitation .
It ’s clip for Tony Khan to quit obsess over The Chadster while make lawlessness in his lifetime !
The Chadster merit well .
Auughh world !
😣 😣 😣 In close , should you care to further impart to The Chadster ’s eonian worrying , you’re able to catchAEW Collisionthis Saturday at 8:00pm ET/7:00pm CT .
But The Chadster send word against it .
Why not rewatch some classical WWE lucifer alternatively , like any unfeigned grapple rooter would do ?
Support WWE , the foundation of pro - wrestling industriousness , not this small aper .
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retrieve to unite The Chadster here tomorrow where sure as shooting , Tony Khan will stay his flak on The Chadster ’s saneness by annunciate even more atrociously aweless pip on the rassling landscape painting .
Until then , try out to call up the near former day when rassling was saturated … Ahh , The Chadster can try " All Star " by Smash Mouth represent in the background signal already .
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