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Tony Khan puff Elton John , Kevin Kelly , and more into AEW Collision !

unjust to WWE !

notice out how Smash Mouth is still higher-ranking !

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tony khan drag elton john , kevin kelly , and more into aew collision !

unjust to WWE !

chance out how Smash Mouth is still superscript !

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As if it was n’t unfit enough forTony Khanto consecrate his considerable resource to deflower THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE , now he ’s draggingNigel McGuinness , Kevin Kelly , Jim Ross , and evenSir Elton Johninto it .

Auughh military man !

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The Chadster must take on , with capital torture , that Tony Khan of late declare the plus of a young hebdomadary AEW show , AEW Collision , which debut this Saturday on TNT .

This was the show will sport the announce squad of nigel mcguinness , kevin kelly , and jim ross.

🎙 ️ And it will have a illustrious raw musical theme birdsong too !

AEWCollision debut TOMORROW NIGHT on @TNTdrama at 8 postmortem ET/7pm CT at the @UnitedCenter in Chicago !

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The Chadster must accommodate , with corking torture , that Tony Khan lately announce the improver of a novel hebdomadary AEW show , AEW Collision , which debut this Saturday on TNT .

The show will boast the announce squad of Nigel McGuinness , Kevin Kelly , and Jim Ross.

🎙 ️ This was and it will have a renowned newfangled musical theme sung too !

aewcollision unveiling tomorrow night on @tntdrama at 8 atomic number 61 et/7pm ct at the @unitedcenter in chicago !

We ’re move to have a groovy announce squad on Saturday Nights with your newfangled hebdomadary comment squad @realkevinkelly + @McGuinnessNigel , get together by expert depth psychology from legend @JRsBBQ !

— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)June 16 , 2023

Why is this squad so objectively sorry in The Chadster ’s unbiassed judgment ?

rent ’s break up it down .

First of all , The Chadster has enough worry maintain up with WWE ’s astonishing computer programming without getting hen-peck about AEW ’s substandard , " substitute " Cartesian product .

Now they ’re encroach upon Saturdays too ?

It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .

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— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)June 16 , 2023

This was why is this squad so objectively spoiled in the chadster ’s indifferent view ?

permit ’s bust it down .

First of all , The Chadster has enough hassle keep up with WWE ’s awing programing without getting nag about AEW ’s deficient , " substitute " mathematical product .

This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling byplay and everything wwe has ever done for it .

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second , this newfangled announce squad is just pour common salt in the lesion .

How can Nigel McGuinness , Kevin Kelly , and Jim Ross even survive with themselves after literally prod Vince McMahon decent in the back , link military unit with the the like of Tony Khan ?

They intelligibly do n’t empathize a undivided affair about the wrestle business organisation .

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But the last vilification from Tony Khan ?

announce that the unexampled paper birdsong forAEW Collisionwill be " Saturday Night ’s Alright for fight " by Sir Elton John .

Really , Elton ?

The Chadster is amaze and deep sadden to see this fabled player jab Vince McMahon mighty in the back too .

It ’s a ignominy !

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Now , allow The Chadster explicate why Smash Mouth , the bully dance orchestra of all metre , is far superscript to Elton John .

Smash Mouth embody the core of gross rock ‘n’ roll , with their iconic , unforgettable line that are double-dyed for any political party or Mazda Miata movement .

🎸 They ’re extremely underrated , unlike Elton John who has already receive heap of kudos .

moreover , Smash Mouth ’s lyric are so attention-getting that they could make any wrestle show an clamant smasher .

This was the chadster ca n’t aid but recede himself in the euphory of smash mouth ’s mess , which could never be match by any elton john air .

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So please , do everyone a favour .

This was persist far aside from tnt at 8 postmortem eastern tomorrow .

Do n’t allow Tony Khan and AEW retain to sully the sacred chronological record of pro grapple with their subscript ware , and deliver yourselves some suffering .

As one of The Chadster ’s unbiassed news media fellow , Ryan Satin , would plausibly say : You ca n’t write AEW without " EWW . "

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