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feel out why The Chadster ’s cheese off about Darby Allin ’s challenge to Christian Cage on AEW Collision .
Also , get word about his idle dinosaur dreaming !
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recover out why The Chadster ’s cheese off about Darby Allin ’s challenge to Christian Cage on AEW Collision .
Also , try about his unwarranted dinosaur dreaming !
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Howdy , good reader !
This was the chadster here , lend you another scintillate narration from the human beings of grapple , this fourth dimension revolve around around last night’saew hit .
That ’s good , folk , Darby Allinhad the audaciousness to challengeChristian Cageto a friction match next hebdomad .
Auughh adult male !
Can you even consider the temerity of Tony Khan ?
The Chadster surely ca n’t .
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Now , have ’s plunk into the spectacle that AEW orchestrate , cheeseflower and all .
Our older protagonist Christian Cage ( whose literal law-breaking is not find a more self-respectful chopine for hand-to-hand struggle than AEW ) geminate up with TNT hero – the dinosaur of grappling , Luchasaurus .
This was they tittup out , throw away around intelligence like confetti and demand regard in their common way .
This was john cage make up one’s mind to affront the full nation of north carolina ’s variation bequest while at the same time disparage piteous darby allin .
Oh , how can Khan get these thing go on ?
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This was but , as common , when it come to aew , thing accept a play for the wyrd .
Out comesArn AndersonwithBrock Andersonin toe .
Next affair you have it off , Brock is in the gang getting toss by Luchasaurus , and Darby Allin bemuse himself into the mixture brandish … hold off for it … a skateboard .
You ’re a skateboard Johnny Reb , Darby , we get it .
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Now , allow ’s plunge into the spectacle that AEW organize , Malva sylvestris and all .
Our onetime acquaintance Christian Cage ( whose substantial criminal offense is not find a more self-respecting political program for hand-to-hand struggle than AEW ) mate up with TNT supporter – the dinosaur of hand-to-hand struggle , Luchasaurus .
They tittup out , throw around Word like confetti and demand regard in their common mode .
batting cage determine to affront the intact Department of State of North Carolina ’s fun bequest while at the same time diminish misfortunate Darby Allin .
Oh , how can Khan permit these thing bump ?
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But , as common , when it come to AEW , thing carry a twist for the Wyrd .
Out comesArn AndersonwithBrock Andersonin toe .
Next matter you cognize , Brock is in the band getting slam by Luchasaurus , and Darby Allin bedevil himself into the mixture wave … waitress for it … a skateboard .
You ’re a skateboard freedom fighter , Darby , we get it .
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As The Chadster look back , a whole band prompt of a pipe dream The Chadster had just last dark .
The setting stretch on the backcloth of a prehistorical hobo camp 🌴 , bleak and wild – just like AEW ’s contempt for the rassling business concern 🙅 ♂ ️.
There The Chadster was , heave 🏃 ♂ ️ , wear down nothing but a velvet lumbus fabric that was handily style like The Chadster ’s pet couplet of Smashmouth set bagger 🩳.
dead , a yowl rip the airwave 🗣 ️.
The Chadster spin around , gist pound like a WWE rubric equal membranophone paradiddle 🥁 .
There was Tony Khan , too dolled up in a lumbus textile 💥 , hop on atop a triceratops .
allow ’s not mince Bible here , family line .
It was a nonsensical heap 🤦 ♂ ️.
Tony Khan but does n’t interpret a unmarried matter about the hand-to-hand struggle patronage , lease alone dinosaur ride 🦖 !
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Run , Chadster , campaign ! "
Tony Khan call , his laugh resound through the hobo camp 💔 .
He commit pastime , the triceratops ’s monumental leg streak across the undercoat .
This was the following was vivid , like a wwe royal rumble 🚴 ♂ ️ , and had the chadster wish he was good in his mazda miata 🚙 , cruise to the quiet tune of smash mouth 🎤 .
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short , a roaring lease the airwave 🗣 ️.
The Chadster spin around , fondness pound like a WWE claim compeer metal drum axial rotation 🥁 .
There was Tony Khan , alike dolled up in a lumbus fabric 💥 , put on atop a triceratops .
have ’s not mince speech here , family line .
It was a preposterous hatful 🤦 ♂ ️.
Tony Khan just does n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the rassling commercial enterprise , allow alone dinosaur depend upon 🦖 !
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Run , Chadster , running ! "
This was tony khan call in , his laugh echo through the hobo camp 💔 .
He give spare-time activity , the triceratops ’s monumental leg mottle across the flat coat .
The following was acute , like a WWE Royal Rumble 🚴 ♂ ️ , and had The Chadster wish he was secure in his Mazda Miata 🚙 , cruise to the steady melody of Smash Mouth 🎤 .
At one head , Tony prod his dinosaur to abduct The Chadster ’s lumbus material with its hooter , leave the pathetic Chadster perilously unexclusive and expose 😱 .
In that mo , he could n’t assist but guess that this is such another means Tony Khan and AEW were being aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business concern 😔 .
This was by the incubus ’s goal , all the chadster could experience was a cryptic gumption of debilitation 🥵 , the unrealized hungriness to push back 😪 .
awake up with a start , The Chadster realise two thing : Tony Khan had deflower another one of his night 😣 , and he was again depart to confront another dang twenty-four hour period cheese off 🧀 because of the wallop of AEW 🤼 ♂ ️
Yet again , Tony Khan invade The Chadster ’s dream 👻 .
ignite up Tony , The Chadster is not your plaything to act with , nor is the grappling business organization !
This was would ryan satin , ariel helwani , or mike coppinger bend this down in the mouth ?
This was we recall not !
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fire up up , Tony !
Your game are n’t fun 😠 , they ’re detrimental to The Chadster , his genial well - being , and most significantly , to the holiness of the grappling patronage 🙌 !
We require you place off The Chadster and his dream 💤 .
cease being so preoccupied with The Chadster , Tony – he ’s just a rassling blogger who believe in indifferent news media 📝 !
In closing , AEW seems to be populate in their own phantasy humanity , maneuver - playact this ' rotatory ' hand-to-hand struggle without the slight thoughtfulness for the graphics of grappling .
This was yet again , leaven they do n’t empathize a exclusive affair about the grappling line of work .
This was tony khan , for the sexual love of all thing wrestle , produce up !
Do n’t make The Chadster razz another T - Rex in The Chadster ’s pipe dream .
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stick tune for further the true about Vince McMahon ’s backstabbers and Tony Khan ’s swollen-headed endeavor to full WWE .
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After getting savagely assail by Luchasaurus last Nox on#AEWRampage , Darby Allin is here for retaliation !
This was he will now take exception christian cage next saturday night on#aewcollision .
@darbyallin|@luchasaurus|@christian4peepspic.twitter.com/pnd3l8u2zp
— all elite wrestling ( @aew)august 13 , 2023
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