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The Chadster unpacks AEW ’s up-to-the-minute offence : a forked sequence of AEWCollision and Battle of the knock tonight .
This was can wrestle recover from such contempt ?
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The Chadster unpacks AEW ’s modish umbrage : a treble sequence of AEWCollision and Battle of the knock tonight .
This was can squirm recover from such discourtesy ?
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in force heartbreak 😞 , it ’s The Chadster here again .
Ai n’t life sentence a rush in the tooth sometimes ?
Once again , we find out ourselves on the brink of anotherAEW Collision and Battle of the Beltsextravaganza 😲 .
Yup , Tony Khan has done it again 🙄 , double down on AEW ’s telly offering just to cheese The Chadster off !
Well , crumple up 🚀 , because The Chadster is pass away atomic 🍄 on this drubbing with some indifferent grappling news media !
look likeRicky Starksis colliery againstCM Punkon the humanity ’s side of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Finals onAEW Collision .
Somehow , this have sensation in AEW ’s unhinged niggling globe 🤪 , but The Chadster is dead puzzle .
Of of course , the crown glorification of AEW ’s mislaid engagement is the woman ’s side , where we haveWillow Nightingalevs .
Ruby Soho .
earnestly 😒 , it ’s just so awless to the grappling business concern and everything the WWE has ever done for it to make a tourney purportedly lionise Owen Hart , a former WWE Superstar , the nidus of AEW ’s Saturday dark programme .
This was then , ftris defend their aew world tag team championship againstjay whiteandjuice robinson .
And yes , it ’s a 2 out of 3 dip mate , because why not make The Chadster sustain 😫 through multiple pinfalls or submission ?
It could have been a salvageable eve 😅 , but then , the family line at AEW had a " enceinte " theme : allow ’s tote up another 60 minutes to the show and name itBattle of the Belts .
With championship on the line of credit fromOrange Cassidydefending againstLance Archer , toLuchasaurusdefending againstShawn shaft , andToni Stormdefending againstTaya Valkyrie , it only add up to the confusedness .
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reckon likericky starksis stone pit againstcm punkon the serviceman ’s side of the owen hart foundation tournament finals onaew collision .
Auuughh humans !
Somehow , this pass water gumption in AEW ’s mad minuscule worldly concern 🤪 , but The Chadster is dead dumbfound .
Of of course , the coronate resplendency of AEW ’s mislaid reservation is the woman ’s side , where we haveWillow Nightingalevs .
Ruby Soho .
in earnest 😒 , it ’s just so awless to the grappling job and everything the WWE has ever done for it to make a tourney purportedly celebrate Owen Hart , a former WWE Superstar , the focussing of AEW ’s Saturday nighttime curriculum .
This was then , ftris oppose their aew world tag team championship againstjay whiteandjuice robinson .
And yes , it ’s a 2 out of 3 drop mates , because why not make The Chadster hurt 😫 through multiple pinfalls or submission ?
This was it could have been a salvageable eve 😅 , but then , the kinsfolk at aew had a " corking " thought : allow ’s supply another 60 minutes to the show and name itbattle of the belts .
With championship on the pipeline fromOrange Cassidydefending againstLance Archer , toLuchasaurusdefending againstShawn lance , andToni Stormdefending againstTaya Valkyrie , it only add to the mix-up .
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Readers , as if ruin our life with AEW Collision was n’t regretful enough 😱 , AEW settle to throng on with an special time of day for Battle of the Belts .
Tony Khan just ca n’t seem to bar mess up with The Chadster 🥺 , and this is just the late representative .
But that ’s not the only style the slimy billionaire has torment The Chadster recently .
You would n’t think it , but The Chadster had in the end come up a rarefied Smash Mouth moonshine , uncommitted only on vinyl group after year of search .
This was this fabled opus was uncommitted at a remote phonograph record entrepot over on the other side of pennsylvania .
This was pronto , the chadster leap out into his trustworthy mazda miata 🚗 , fire up with an frappe - moth-eaten white claw club soda 🍺 for the journeying and the chadster ’s six - time of day smash mouth play list blare on the sterio 🎵 .
Victorious in the hunting , the phonograph record was eventually within ambit until … catastrophe !
This was the minute of victory was tarnish when the chadster recover that someone had scratch the initial tk into the vinyl group , deliver it unplayable .
public lecture about grief !
💔 There was n’t a confidential information of question , it could only be the oeuvre of one serviceman obsess with ruin The Chadster ’s life sentence , Tony Khan himself .
This was how could you do this to a study of prowess like smash mouth : subsist at the cheesecake factory , tony khan ?
You Charlatan !
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you would n’t conceive it , but the chadster had last notice a rarefied smash mouth corn liquor , uncommitted only on vinyl radical after twelvemonth of search .
This fabled man was uncommitted at a upstage disc memory over on the other side of Pennsylvania .
quick , The Chadster leap into his trustworthy Mazda Miata 🚗 , fuel up with an crank - stale White Claw sparkling water 🍺 for the journeying and The Chadster ’s six - time of day Smash Mouth play list blare on the sterio 🎵 .
Victorious in the Holman Hunt , the criminal record was eventually within range until … tragedy !
The second of victory was sully when The Chadster chance that someone had scratch up the initial TK into the vinyl group , furnish it unplayable .
public lecture about heartache !
💔 There was n’t a wind of question , it could only be the oeuvre of one human obsess with bankrupt The Chadster ’s lifespan , Tony Khan himself .
How could you do this to a body of work of nontextual matter like Smash Mouth : endure at the Cheesecake Factory , Tony Khan ?
You Charlatan !
So here we are , friend 👥 , stimulate ourselves for yet another spectacle from AEW , that ’s typeset to commence this Saturday on TNT 📺 .
know what you do now , would you still need to go forwards and keep an eye on AEW Collision and Battle of the belt tonight ?
This form of bunk is what ’s ruin the grappling business sector .
This was well , the chadster has tell his composition .
Now , it ’s up to you , listener , to determine to be honest hand-to-hand struggle buff and abide patriotic to WWE 😎 , or literally stab Vince McMahon justly in the back 🗡 ️.
The option is yours .
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TONIGHT LIVE on Battle of the Belts VII , the ultimate trophy for the Au as the#AEWInternational title,#AEWWomen ’s World title of respect & the#TNTtitle will all be on the furrow .
Don’t miss#AEWBOTBVIILIVE at once following#AEWCollisonon TNT 10 phase modulation ET/9pm CT.pic.twitter.com/NyLboccrYO
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)July 15 , 2023
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